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Gene

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About Me

I'm Gene Hunt your DCI and its 1981. I was for many years the Sheriff of Manchester but I have had to turn my attention to the lowlife scumbag nonces of the south. London to be exact. Its been 8 years since we last spoke and a lot has happened to the Gene Genie. The Mrs ran off with petrol Pete who used to sell cheap 4 star on Cheetham Hill Road. Chris and Ray are down here with me but dont ask me about that ponce Tyler. As far as Im concerned out of sight, out of mind. I do have some bad news to share with you all im afraid. A good friend and constant companion for many years has departed. Some oik decided to send the Gene Genie's favourite camel coat on to the Antiques Roadshow for a laugh. It fetched a paltry £3.20 when sold, to a retired Major from Chipping Norton who last I heard was using it when he was at his allotment tending to his Sweet williams. I miss that coat. Me Mam bought me that.Now to sum myself up in ten words or less, "Im creamy, Im dreamy, and I like to watch the Sweeney." However, According to my previous colleague Tyler, I'm An overweight, over the hill, tobacco-stained, borderline alcoholic homophobe with a superiority complex and an unhealthy obsession with male bonding. I say "he's a puff. "My name is short for 'Genius' before you ask why i have a tarts name and it transcends the genders. OK...Now off you jolly well trot.Plain MySpace Layouts by Iron Spider
Gene Hunt Montage (Life on Mars)

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My Interests

Because of this stuff I have had more skirt than the ladies section at C&A.The new car for the new series. "Ray, fire up the Quattro."'Oops. Food of the Gods.No mans 'ome should be without one.Skirt.

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet Big Mal, Citys manager. Great line in coats n' 'ats. Shouldnt play Marshy on the wing though.James Hunt. Not only did he have the greatest surname in the history of the world, he also shares my dashing good looks. He was also so bleedin' fast he could smoke a full snout whilst having his tires changed. Genius.Id also like to meet Evel Knievel. Some say he is a lunatic with a death wish shared only by WW II Kamikaze pilots. I say he had a big bastard bike and he didnt like buses.Proof that all southern coppers are poofters.The person who made this T-Shirt. Bloody Brilliant.Mcgill, the man in a suitcase. He can drink, smoke and arrest people all at once whilst carrying a suitcase.. He drives a Hillman Imp though. I need to have a word with him about that.Believe me its better to be my friend than be on the 'I dont like you list.' Unless of course you're one of them bleedin' spammers. Message to your mothers spammers. "Your son, Mrs Spammer, was a cold-hearted spammer and if there’s a hell, he’s going there to be poked up the arse with sharp fiery sticks forever and ever, Amen. "

Music:

Roger Whittaker when Im at home with Mrs Woman, Slade, Wizzard, Thin Lizzy and Roxy Music when Im making that dancefloor mine and Sing Something Simple on Radio 2 when I have a headache. I was going to put Gary Glitter down here too but Tyler said it probably wasn't in my best interests.

My Blog

Life on Mars, the answers......

Have a butchers at this. Should settle those delicate minds of yours.   http://blogs.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/ianwylie/2007/04/li fe_on_mars_the_answers.html  ...
Posted by Gene on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 06:49:00 PST

Looks like Im off down the smoke.

http://www.rte.ie/arts/2007/0411/glenisterp.html
Posted by Gene on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 03:09:00 PST