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squirrel hater

oh, indeed.

About Me

Yeah, I agree, falling in love with a supervillain is trouble with a capital TROUB.

By the way, why am I alone in thinking that calling a man a vagina fart is hilarious? I mean, Queefer Sutherland- get it? Get it??? Heehee- yeah... that's comedy.

I own a light saber and you don't. Booyah.

My Interests

piefights and cakefights. bring it, bitch. yeah, i'm talkin to you. i said, bring it.

Music:

the only band that matters.

i have since decided that "just can't get enough" by hall and oates is my stripper song. if i was a stripper, of course.

Movies:

the homo erotic stuff. oh, and foreign films. homo erotic foreign films.

Television:

toonheads.and this:

Books:

geek love

Heroes:

bagenstoked for bagenstose. for life.

My Blog

5 albums that changed my life

1) The Rezillos- Can't Stand the Rezillos2) Wham!- Make it Big3) Josh's mixtape of the Clash and the X-Ray Spex4) Patti Smith- Horses5) R.E.M.- DocumentI'm completely serious about #2.  I was a h...
Posted by squirrel hater on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 07:42:00 PST

oh for the love of -

Wait, wait, wait a goddamn second here.  Why is season one of Silver Spoons coming out on dvd, when THERE STILL ISN'T A DVD RELEASE OF THE WONDER YEARS???Priorities, people!  Priorities!...
Posted by squirrel hater on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 06:32:00 PST

wow.

I guess I'm more girlie girl than I thought?I was trying to repair a pair of sunglasses earlier, and while I searched for the missing nosepad (which I thought I had stashed in a purse pocket) I manage...
Posted by squirrel hater on Mon, 14 May 2007 08:36:00 PST

turns out anyone can write for the ny times

Even Mary-Kate Olsen.  What I really.  Want to know.  Is if the NY Times bothered.  To edit her 6th grade.  Reading level, choppy.  Sentences."brand loyalty"Someone needs...
Posted by squirrel hater on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 05:16:00 PST

soy makes you gay.

Didn't you hear, homosexuality is caused by SOY?  Feed your masculine baby soy formula and it turns him gay!  Take that you cock smokin' vegans!! http://www.wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_...
Posted by squirrel hater on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 04:25:00 PST

it's not your baby, it's me.

Baby stores make me nauseous. I've been in a whole bunch lately- not because I have a big announcement to make, mind you, but because everyone I know and their mother is pregnant or just had a baby.&n...
Posted by squirrel hater on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 11:21:00 PST

crash bang boom.

I'm really just too tired to give details, but so I don't have to do an intense story repeat to everyone I heart, here's what happened last night.My bathroom ceiling collapsed.Yes.  It only took ...
Posted by squirrel hater on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 05:35:00 PST

found writing.

I was cleaning out the dead links in my favorites folder when I found this:http://www.subbacultcha.org/shadeI totally forgot about this.  Made it for a web design class forever ago.  Everyth...
Posted by squirrel hater on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 08:41:00 PST

so this morning...

...I'm hiding out in the cafeteria at work ('cos it was about 90 degrees in my office) when my phone rings.  So I apologize to my friends and pick it up and say "Hello" and this is what I hear:"C...
Posted by squirrel hater on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 08:28:00 PST

heartbroken.

You know... you spend all this time and effort into something that you think will be really great- no- spectacular, to the point where your little heart skips a beat when you stop to think about how g...
Posted by squirrel hater on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 09:40:00 PST