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Bird

she just went ahead and stabbed him...

About Me

there is no way that a fat brunette is ever going to win in a cagefight with a petite blonde.

my favourite game is Sorry and i always win.

i dont like to wear anything but doll dresses.

i wear platforms because my legs are short.

i love being barefoot at all times, but i own over 120 pairs of shoes.

i wear massive eye makeup because my eyes are so tiny.

Oliver Reed's spirit protects my house from the poltergeist that lives there. he armwrestles it into submission.

when i drink i always lose my shoes.

i think my lips are too tiny, but i love my forearms.

i never brush my hair.

i have pet rats that think they are dogs.

i have a dog that thinks she's an alienbaby.

i make dolls and they come out well, but when i make clothing it comes out terribly.

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My Interests

big hair, reading, teaparties, parasols, dolly dresses, eyemakeup, bad Mary Sue fanfic, my TARDIS, the tourbus lurk, time machines, spaceships, Atlantis, Lemuria, Mu, pagoda umbrellas, cryptozoology, Oliver Reed, Nikki Sixx, shoes, teleportation, marian apparitions, time lords, stigmata, sewing, the Ian Curtis Suicide Conspiracy, the Hunter S. Thompson Suicide Conspiracy, making a general nusance of myself, erotomania, Stockholm Syndrome, u.f.o.s, telekinesis, telepathy, mothman, the beast of gevaudan, thunderbirds/rocs, indrid cold, green children of woolpit, skyquakes, bigfoot, the jersy devil, tulpas, batshit crazy chicks on messageboards, Robert Smith.

I'd like to meet:

Pasty Eel Man.

Nikki Sixx.

♥ Fishbelly ♥ check!

Mary Poole.

Dorian Cope.

aliens.

Mothman.

Peter Murphy

Tom Baker.

any stigmatics out there.

Music:

The Cure, The Damned, Phantom Chords, Siouxsie, The Bunnymen, Depeche Mode, Joy Division, The Furs, Soft Cell, Marc Almond, Morrissey if he's not pissing me off, E.L.O., Eartha Kitt, Tom Jones, Air, The Glove, Grinderman, A.W.K., The Creatures, Nick Cave, The Boys Next Door, Motorhead, New York Dolls, Peter Murphy, Serge Gainsbourg, Pet Shop Boys, Bauhaus, The Birthday Party, X, Revolting Cocks, Johnny Cash, Electric Six, Black Sabbath (with Ozzy), Duran Duran, The Teardrop Explodes, Chris Connelly, KLF, Les Lèvres Flamboyantes, The Smiths, Les Raies de Blanc... etc.

Movies:

My Neighbor Totoro, The Lost Boys, Red Dust, Wings Of Desire, Far Away, So Close!, Straight To Hell, Hold Your Man, Night Of The Hunter, Phénomènes Courageux, The Exorcist, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Devils, VIDE (Vue d'ensemble Visuelle Dans La Décélération, The Road To God Knows Where, A Room With A View, Spirited Away, Rebecca (1940), Fahrenheit 451 (1966), The Third Man, They Live, Jane Eyre (Orson Wells), Faster Pussycat, Kill! Kill!, Svankmajer's Alice, The Changeling, The Piano.

Television:

dynasty, battlestar galactica (the old one, not that new bullshit), dark shadows, athf, twilight zone ("nightmare at 20,000 feet"-best episode ever), newsradio, the munsters, BENSON, wkrp (please come out on dvd), the alternative, 120 minutes when Dave Kendall was the host, barney miller, Doctor Who (the 4th Doctor), mister ed, monk, pete & pete.

Books:

Memoirs of a Geisha, And The Ass Saw The Angel, Wuthering Heights, Winnie The Pooh, Alice In Wonderland/Through The Looking Glass, The Scarlet Letter, Head On/Repossessed, Belinda, Catcher In The Rye (yeah, me and everyone else), I'm With The Band, Frida, We Got The Neutron Bomb, Jane Eyre, The Thorn Birds, V.C. Andrews (i love trash), those stupid Sleeping Beauty Chronicles that Anne Rice wrote under an assumed name that are really trashy.

Heroes:

Mary Poole, Frida Kahlo, Dorian Cope, Marc Almond, Siouxsie, Exene Cervenka, Baby Jane Hudson, Tura Satana, Jack Rebney, Anita Lane, and whoever originally did this .