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Joyce

im a lesbian w/ a gay bf

About Me

My Interests



My bff/partnah in crime Kenneth, My secret lover, my wingman and the D.A.R.K Family!
I love these bitches to death!

shooting pool, shooting range, snowboarding, sports, playing cards, playin video games, gunbound, dancin my ass off n learning how to dance better(wanna teach me?), cars, sportbikes, drinking, kickin back, watchin movies, watevers clever

I'd like to meet:


I AM weird. funny. social drinker. crazy. Capricorn. dork. smart. mapquest to directionally challenged friends. outgoing. potty mouth. spontaneous. LOUD. hopeless romantic. talkative. workaholic. bitch. blunt. smartass. playful. serious. motherly. protective.I HAVE
2 tattoos. 2 piercings. biting fetish. I
movies. cartoons. cereal. thai food. sushi. spicy food. salmon. gir. stewie. squirt. jack skellington. kakashi. cuddling. hugs. kisses. biting. shooting. dancing. driving. napping. video games. traveling. volleyball. crime shows. laughing. puzzles. dark things. collecting weapons. guns. DARK FamBam. Partner in crime. Mommie JechJech. Secret Lover Jill. Family. Friends.I HATE

waiting. laggers. liars. public transportation. stupidity. egotists. ppl with no manners. excessive body hair. waking up early. suck-ups. being alone.
Love me.

Music:



Genre: alternative, punk rock, freestyle, break beats, funk, soul, trip hop, underground, jungle, 80's, old skool, hip hop, r&b/slow jams, oldies, drum & bass, reggae, emo, scat, deep & funky House, top 40 i'll listen to everything

Movies:



mr & mrs smith, hackers, goonies, monster squad, 80s movies(breakfast club etc...), monsters inc., heathers, rules of attraction, labyrinth, 10 things i hate about you, lilo & stitch, head over heels, battle royale, boys & girls, legend of speed, bad boys 2, wedding planner, welcome to the dollhouse (u think yer hot shit but yer just cold diarrhea), final destination 1-3, Party Monster, KIDS, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Space balls, Chinese movies..
u name it n i prolly watched it n loved it!
i'm a movie lover!

Television:



cartoons(Adult swim).. Family Guy! Invader Zim.. Drawn Together.. Mad TV.. CSI, Law n Order.. educational shows(TLC/Discovery Ch).. food network (to learn how to cook!).. Animal Cops(animal planet)

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Books:



my kama sutra book LOL j/k, outsiders, diary of anne frank, book of if, my life at red rose, (magazines - gossip mags, maxim, playboy, cosmo, FHM, stuff, gear, complex, while you were sleeping, vibe, turbo, import tuner, honda tuning etc..)

Heroes:


My Blog

Xmas ’07 & Bday ’08 wishlist

unless its specified in my wishlist, i dont want anytokidoki, clothes, toys (stuff animals, action figures etc), shoes, hats, gift cards so your ass better think of something good to get me! Yeah...
Posted by Joyce on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 10:20:00 PST

X-mas & B-day wish list

Ok so I know its kind of late.. but here's my christmas WISH list.. (big emphasize on wish, cause a lot of the things i want are things people can't afford LOL).. actually this can be my christmas and...
Posted by Joyce on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 10:24:00 PST

All my entries are on xanga..

http://xanga.com/joysaysurugly
Posted by Joyce on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST