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Captain Tyler

Violent. Devious. Dangerous. Hungry.

About Me

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I'm KG Tyler, British Wrestlings 'Fifth Element' and a member of the A List; a gorup of ambitious young athletes who achieve our individual goals by pulling together and taking matters into our own hands. Other members include former NWA-UK Juniorweight champion Falcon, the first unified Scottish tag team champions Wolfgang and Darkside, the rising star Johnny Darko and the 'Wiccan Warrior' Micken.

A few others have came and gone, but as the force behind the A List I strive to host the best roster Scottish Wrestling has to offer, something that's been proven well throughout 2006.

I was trained by some of the best in the UK including the Last True Phenom and British wrestling monster, Conscience, and am one of the most hated personalities in SWA. Partly because I stamp all over Scottish tradition with my plain black kilt, partly because I won't give them the flashy move sets they want, partly because I'll do whatever it takes to give my side a win. But mostly because I'm a complete bastard.

My role in wrestling was to make an impact for the freeks and geeks who never knew they could make it, to stand as a symbol for us all to know we can rise above the Ikea generation. As a wise man once said, "Just because a guy reads some comics doesn't mean he can't start some shit." Or something like that, I was too busy watching Batman to pay attention...
...now my place seems to be as the A List Freak, the elite of an 'Alternative Nation', the upper class of the underground.

I used wrestle in pirate boots and a PVC kilt, and quite frankly the fans are jealous they don't have some. Especially the filthy English ;) I've finally conformed to the wonders of spandex and it's fan-fucking-tastic. You can see my balls and everything. You should be so happy...
THE GATHERING: The clans unite, 29th September 2007.
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The pursuit of happiness

The thing about my condition is that I tend to swing from highs to lows on a whim. I had learned to try and control or hide it without the aid of medication just by trying to feel something and turn a...
Posted by Captain Tyler on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 11:19:00 PST

Not again (lost all phone contacts)

...after a week of hell my handset decided to make things better by cutting out even more.It had gotten in the habbit of cutting out as soon as somsone called, when I was trying to call someone or as ...
Posted by Captain Tyler on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 04:56:00 PST

Youtube & Insurance for wrestlers

Ok, I've had these up on Youtube for a while but I feel I must pimp these out a little bit. It's just a simple match from Clydebank with myself and Darko taking on GNS. I like simple matches so I enjo...
Posted by Captain Tyler on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 01:11:00 PST

Extra! Extra! Read all about it!

Ok... so last week was a little nuts...For four days I worked as an SA on BBC Three's new bold drama, Phoo Action. I was contacted as they wanted people who knew how to fight. Their research took them...
Posted by Captain Tyler on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 08:57:00 PST

Death is but a doorway, time is but a window, I’ll be back...

Before I sya anything else, let me explain why BT are bastards... I moved into my new place around three months ago and the first thing I did was order Sky and a phone line so I could get broadband in...
Posted by Captain Tyler on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 04:23:00 PST

Lost Footage

Ok,So I was digging through my files and I found this video. It was supposed to go on SWA Online after New Years Retibution and it never did as, believe it or not, I don't like A List overexposure - e...
Posted by Captain Tyler on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 11:29:00 PST

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.

Heres the thing...I posted a blog on SWA Online theother day. I'm going to give you a little bit here and then if yu want to read more, just click the link at the end to read the full blog. to get my ...
Posted by Captain Tyler on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 10:57:00 PST

They tried to make me write a blog and I said... no! no! no!

Well Im finally doing the word blog. To those confused, people sent me words and I made a blog out of it. It isn't as interesting as the guy I stole the idea from, but I'm bored.Nicola is one of SWA's...
Posted by Captain Tyler on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 07:39:00 PST

I ought to have given myself more warning.

Some people ask me why I have a laptop, claiming a PC would be a far superior option. To all those that moan about that, I'm writing this quick blog in the kitchen while I make dinner for myself and m...
Posted by Captain Tyler on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 02:14:00 PST

Truth and Consequence

I'm all kinda of ill and I only just seem to be recovering. It almost makes me feel guilty for claiming Adam Shame just had the sniffles when he was (allegedly) laid up in hospital. I say almost becau...
Posted by Captain Tyler on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 09:45:00 PST