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Jake

Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.

About Me

"Sometimes it seems so clear.
Then the logic...disappears..."
- Barlow/Helland

My Interests

Snowboarding
Bodyboarding
Skateboarding
Traveling
Good Music Listening
Backpacking
Spooning
Ninja Route Taking
Secret Spot Finding
Humming
Whistling
Thumb Drumming
Spirographing
Freeballing
Leapfrogging
Procrastinating

I'd like to meet:

Chuck.

Music:

deL! the Funkee Homosapien
MF Doom
Atban Klann
Slug
Murs
Edan
Micranots
People Under The Stairs
Company Flow
Emanon
Yeshua DapoED
Aceyalone
Typical Cats
Peanuts and Corn
Black Flag
Urban Waste
Poison Idea
The Freeze
Bad Brains
Jodie Foster's Army
Reagan Youth
The Pist / East Coast Panic
Government Issue
Early '80s Finnish Hardcore
Anything on Ubiquity Records
Johnny Cash
Thelonius Monk
Gang of Four
Tommy Guerrero
Ben Folds (Five)
Primus
The Police
The Roots
Sven Libaek
Crown City Rockers
J-Live
Steely Dan
Led Zeppelin
Black Sabbath
NOFX
Nirvana
The Who
The Damned
Radiohead
Discharge
The Beatles
Dave Brubeck
The Buzzcocks
Greyboy
Soundgarden
The Shins
James Brown
The Kinks
Vince Guaraldi
breathy female vocals
anything raw
anything funky

Movies:

Tremors
Subjekt: Haakonsen
Afterbang
Haakonsen Faktor
all of the Plan B films
Welcome to Hell
Sprout
...Over the Cuckoo's Nest
The Big Lebowski
The Royal Tenenbaums
Garden State
Little Miss Sunshine
Super Troopers
Amelie
Forrest Gump
Groundhog Day
Happy Accidents
Eternal Sunshine...
Dogtown and Z-Boys
Riding Giants
Donnie Darko
The Goonies
Ghostbusters
Shawshank Redemption
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
Office Space
Pixar movies

Television:

Adventures of Pete and Pete
Freaks and Geeks
X-Files
Dave Chappelle
Ali G
Ren and Stimpy
Mr. Bean
The Simpsons
Scrubs
That 70's Show
sportSCenter
History Channel
FUEL TV

Books:

Cryptonomicon
Dune
The Stand
Catch-22
Timoshenko's publications
Stuff by Asimov
Anything by Shel Silverstein
American Hardcore
Get in the Van
Fuck You Heroes
A Clockwork Orange
Real Ultimate Power
C.Y.O. Adventure books

Heroes:

Terje Haakonsen
Dave Seoane
Glen E. Friedman
Banksy
Ed Templeton
Thomas Campbell
Norm Abram
Stephen Timoshenko

My Blog

Jamba Juice and Drug Tests

Since mine and B-Rad (the Gangsta Killa)'s trip to Mammoth over New Year's, I've been clocking 80-90 hour work weeks (don't ask). I find myself at the Jamba Juice across the street from my office for ...
Posted by Jake on Sat, 02 Feb 2008 08:38:00 PST

Ready?

OK. Last night I thought to myself "I would really like to witness a full solar eclipse." So I did what anyone with the internets at their fingertips would do - I went to the NASA website and looked u...
Posted by Jake on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 07:00:00 PST

hi. it's been awhile.

it's been so long, i'll give you a few highlights for 2007 thus far:- went to brazil in february for carnival. for those of you who wanna peep some photos, look no further. in short, it was pretty rad...
Posted by Jake on Thu, 24 May 2007 12:41:00 PST

Since you live in So. Cal...

go buy your friends something nice for xmas.they'll thank you for it!...
Posted by Jake on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 08:48:00 PST

all i can say is...

...dang...First, what is with everyone getting married? I've been to four weddings in the last couple months. I guess I'm at that age, aren't I? You'd think it would start to get me thinking about mar...
Posted by Jake on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 07:51:00 PST

wow

Life is just flying by. It was one year ago today that I started my job at KPFF in Los Angeles. It seems more like one month ago... A year ago, to the date, I was living the life of a beach bum. Comi...
Posted by Jake on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 12:44:00 PST

Random thought for the day...

If Mitch Hedberg were a black panther, I'd probably get him confused with Gil Scott Heron...
Posted by Jake on Wed, 18 Jan 2006 02:36:00 PST

Why I love Cali...

YOU CAN GO SNOWBOARDING AND SURFING IN THE SAME DAY (much like I did these last two Sundays)!!! non-cali suckas get the gas face, beeitches... ps- keep an eye on the surf report for wednesday. looks...
Posted by Jake on Mon, 19 Dec 2005 06:16:00 PST

Stupid hard drives...

I got up this morning and turned on my computer (my older one that i use for storage and backup, mostly) and my large backup hard drive wasn't recognized at boot up. It's really important because it h...
Posted by Jake on Sat, 03 Dec 2005 08:49:00 PST

Dreams.

who can analyze dreams? i need some interpretation, here... so, the other night i went to sleep and had a dream that i got home from work around 8:00 pm, which is pretty typical. I went up the stairs...
Posted by Jake on Sat, 29 Oct 2005 02:07:00 PST