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Walker County, Alabama

Walker County: ANOTHER #$%#! TORNADO WARNING?

About Me


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This is a site for all the Myspace friends of Walker County, Alabama. It's quite unofficial and not representative of any organization in Walker County. It is the brainchild of a man known as Jay and is now updated from time to time by his buddies Rob and Brandon.
Anyone from the area can tell you that there’s not a place quite like Walker County. If there’s one thing that defines Walker County it’s COAL. The place has been mined for the stuff so long that the entire county is going to drop 5 feet one day from having the bottom dug out from under it. Most of the mines are closed but unless the completion of I-22changes anything, the area will continue to mainly be known for the coal mines, “Goober” from the Andy Griffith show, and the boxer/MMA fighter Eric “Butterbean“ Esch.
Why Walker County?
Let everyone know why you think your community is the best in Walker County.Feel free to explain why you think your high school's football team or academics are superior to your high school's rival.If you've been unable to locate someone from your past on Myspace you can post comments asking if anyone can help.Tell some funny stories about the county and help show everyone who trips across this page see just how different, weird, unique, and special the place is.

Visit beautiful Smith Lake! Excellent fishing, watersports, and water so deep the chances of the body being found drop by 50%!

(props to brewha for the pic)
YOU KNOW YOU'RE FROM WALKER COUNTY WHEN...
You pay a birmingham taxi driver $900 to come pick you up and take you 9 miles down the road to the liquor store. Our landlord did that because we wouldn't take him. (Submitted by "Jus one of the guys" who is actually a girl- a girl whos landlord is the biggest wino in Walker County)
When you've been to court over a coon huntin' dog (submitted by Co-Ray who owns 17 coon hounds and can't believe his neighbors have the nerve to complain)
When your lifelong dream is to own a fireworks stand (also Submitted by Co-ray who has admitted to having naughty dreams about Insane McCain's super shooter double-barrelled roman candles)
WHEN YOU SPEND EVERY WEEKEND AT O'MALLEYS AND YOU KNOW ALMOST EVERYONE IN THERE!!! (Enthusiastically submitted by Shorty who spends every weekend at O'Malleys and knows almost everyone in there.)
When the highlight of your teenage years is driving the strip from Wal Mart to Big Lots, being harassed by the cops for socializing, going mudding, and getting drunk in the woods! (Submitted by ~*Simply Sara*~ who knows all the best places in the Walker County woods to sleep off a hangover in the bed of a '79 Chevy)
When the WCC shirt you are wearing says "Walker County Choppers" instead of West Coast Choppers or a you wear a Redneck Mafia shirt! (Submitted by ~*Marilyn*~ who has a freshly ironed WCC T-shirt always at the ready for major holidays and classy social events)
When parents take their kids to the local jail as an "educational family field trip". (Submitted by ~Brandi Lee~Mommy & Aunt-To-Be (Twice)~ whose family is obviously doing their share to make many new Walker Countians)
When you leave the mountains of North Georgia and move back to Walker County, with 4 kids, a U-Haul and a 67 chevy that overheats in the bad part of Birmingham because you got lost driving to Cordova. (Submitted by Beki 'Queen of the Underwoods' who, thanks to her reputation as the Queen, got out of Ensley having had to whoop only a couple of local's asses)
When you enjoy putting the blades up on your lawnmower and riding down the highway drinking beer. (Submitted by Co-ray who has narrowly avoided many a DUI on his Cub Cadet I've heard, unlike George Jones AND the guy below)
When you consider any place that takes coupons "fine dining" or "Damn good eatin' " (Submitted by Scott who waits at his mailbox everyday to see what new deal Papa Johns will be sending his way)
When you start a new job and someone tells you not to talk about anyone there because a lot of people there have been married to the same woman at some point in their lives. (Submitted by A. Frazier)
When you have WC tattooed on your wrist. (Submitted by a girl with the username walker county. Kennyb you've got company, she's the one with the wrist tattoo)
You know you're from Walker County when you live in a foreign country and they just want to her you talk so they can laugh. (Submitted by Beki "Queen of the Underwoods")
The "mullet" is still a functional hairstyle in our society, and your car looks like something out of "Joe Dirt" (Submitted by Carla who adds "I love it here, but come on folks start to represent")
You hang out in a BP parking lot for fun. (Submitted by Chris D.)
When you use a school bus to tow your pickup truck that has IN TOW plastered across the back glass of the truck- with duct tape. (Submitted by ~*Melinda*~ who witnessed this while driving in Walker County one day)
When you have four trucks in your yard and only one runs. (Submitted by Wendy)
When you consider Ryan's a Five Star restaurant. (Submitted by Andrew who I've heard never misses the buffet after church)
...and an all new favorite...
When you have as many spit bottles as there are beer cans in the bed of your truck (Submitted by G who said he never lets an empty RC cola bottle go to waste)
Keep those submissions coming!
If there is something I overlooked or someone you feel should be included in the slide show please email walkercounty at gmail.com and it will be added.

My Interests



It's Walker County Barbie! Comes complete with her own personal meth lab! With Ken in the slammer serving a mandatory life sentence, you'll never have to buy your children a Walker County Barbie companion!

*DEA Agents sold seperately* Barbie Dreamtrailer coming soon!


I'd like to meet:

Well we (Jay, Rob, and Brandon) would like to meet rich old ladies who will swap the use of their luxury cars for a pool boy service.

Music:

Jellyfish, Imperial Drag, Slash's Snakepit and now Sextus

Movies:

Days of Thunder, Beetlejuice

Television:

The Andy Griffith Show, Alice

Heroes:

Carl Elliot

My Blog

Congratulations

Congratulations are in order for Nick Sparks who won the Democratic primary vote yesterday. We here at Walker County's Myspace feel it had to be the fact that we threw our support behind Mr. Sparks. E...
Posted by Walker County, Alabama on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 11:12:00 PST

Nick Sparks for Congress

It's not often we venture into the political spectrum, but we as a group have decided to throw our support behind Nick Sparks for Congressman of District 4. For the uninformed that's Walker County's d...
Posted by Walker County, Alabama on Fri, 09 May 2008 01:01:00 PST

Walker County as a pet?

It appears as if Walker County's Myspace page has been purchased as a pet by many of you with the new myspace application. In the interest of full disclosure we feel the following proclamation be made...
Posted by Walker County, Alabama on Mon, 05 May 2008 10:28:00 PST

Future I-22

I got a chance to drive the future I-22 to Graysville the other day. I don't know what's weirder- feeling like you've hit a time warp or seeing Cordova and Dora on interstate exit signs. It was strang...
Posted by Walker County, Alabama on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 02:05:00 PST

Congratulations Blue Devils!

Congratulations are in order for the 2007 3A State Champions, Cordova. Great job to a great team. Kudos.Jay
Posted by Walker County, Alabama on Sun, 09 Dec 2007 09:41:00 PST

New to Walker County: Red State Update

If you aren't familiar with Jackie Broyles and Dunlap, then you should be. They are the guys from Red State Update- the South's premier news source. I've added them to the videos on the left of the pa...
Posted by Walker County, Alabama on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 07:50:00 PST

900 friends!

Wow! 900 friends in only 6 months with most all of them coming from people requesting to be friends of Walker County. I have a number of updates planned for the future so the site can get back to the ...
Posted by Walker County, Alabama on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 12:46:00 PST

College Football (and mini update)

So now both Alabama and Auburn have lost a game in overtime on a pass play that left the final score 26-23. Jeez, what a season. There have been over 9,000 page views since this whole page kicked off....
Posted by Walker County, Alabama on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 11:03:00 PST

Walker County Memories

This is a new thing for the WC Myspace page. Feel free to add comments of your favorite Walker County memories. This was inspired by this message from Kerri of Jasper:I have lived here in Walker Co al...
Posted by Walker County, Alabama on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 11:45:00 PST

Thanks to Sapp Law Firm and Miss Christina for helping out

If you've read the earlier blog titled "I need a favor" and added Seth as a friend to help me win the book please let me know who you are so I can thank you! I know a number of you have already added...
Posted by Walker County, Alabama on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 11:50:00 PST