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Sean

sean613

About Me

Who knows? Try asking. My cousin calls me pirate treasure and says I'm usually the smartest person in the room. Start there and get back to me.
I'd love to have a job where people ask my opinion about what they should do. My ideal job would be as a part of a think-tank. Alas, my near total disgust with the current state of politics makes this option somewhat less than viable.

I have an amazingly beautiful girlfriend whom I would do anything for...even give her my login info, as you can see.

My Interests

Let's see...I like to bike, hike, roadtrip, cook, trivia, read almost constantly, mess with a computer, play with guns, deride the government, find new and interesting ways to become more dependent upon technology, and do things the hard way. I also like to correct other people's grammar on the internet and mock reality show contestants. Rough, but such is life. I'm also a shameless person with horrible morals and an evil sense of humor. Seriously, it's cruel.

I'd like to meet:

People. Preferably people I already know, or have known, or would like to know. Morons need not apply. I don't roll with stupid very well. I also don't have much patience for the garbage that some other people try to pull. This includes silly little dominance games.Cam whores will be blocked no matter how hot you are. Musicians, writers and so on should know that I'm not a fan of a lot of new music or new much of anything except gadgets.

Music:

Eclectic. Seriously. I listen to something from almost every genre.
Red Hot Chili Peppers, Johnny Cash(BEFORE the movie came out), Guns N' Roses, Bob Dylan, Led Zeppelin, Fleetwood Mac, Van Morrison, Beatles, Tom Petty, Tool, other assorted country, Queen, Jimmy Buffett(blame my parents), and a bunch of others that either memory loss or laziness prevent me from listing.

Movies:

LOTR, Zombie movies, Star Wars, mystery, thrillers, horror, comedy...I can find a redeeming feature about *almost* any movie.

Television:

Family Guy, Firefly, History Channel...but only in DVD form. House and CSI are the only shows I'll actively catch each week.

Books:

Yes please. If it has pages, I'll read it. No, really, I'm a word junkie looking for a fix.

Heroes:

Upon further reflection, I'm going to say my cat, Otter. She was my friend when all I wanted to do was lie in bed and die. Sure, she runs when mice sneeze three houses away, but she comes back and still loves me unconditionally. She is my friend.

My Blog

Still annoyed

I swear to baby Jesus that I will pistol-whip the next person whom I happen to hear use the phrase "gun violence". Do we have the terms "brick violence", "chainsaw violence" or even "knife violence"? ...
Posted by Sean on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 05:34:00 PST

Oh, great.

Well, it's happened again. A verifiable douchebag has shot up *another* school. Now, I get to defend my hobby and my opinions against  the perception that this asshole speaks and acts for th...
Posted by Sean on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 01:28:00 PST

Yay for insomnia

105 Facts About You 1. EVER BEEN GIVEN AN ENGAGEMENT RING? Nope  2. LONGEST RELATIONSHIP? Well over 2 years at this point. 3. LAST GIFT YOU RECEIVED? Christmas present from Julia 4. EVER DR...
Posted by Sean on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 01:06:00 PST

I do love these things

EIGHT LASTS: 8. last cigarette: Never 7. last beverage: Orange-Mango juice 6. last phone call: Julia 5. last text message: Julia 4. last cd played:  No idea, CD's are largely useless after they...
Posted by Sean on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 11:27:00 PST

Shamelessly stolen

99 Things You Might Not Know About Me1) Are you in a complicated relationship?Not on my end. :)2) Do you hate more than 3 people?If I hate them, it moves to apathy very soon after. Hate is such a ston...
Posted by Sean on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 06:20:00 PST

Figures I'd get the schlub

You Are CyclopsDedicated and responsible, you will always remain loyal to your cause.You are a commanding leader - after all, you can kill someone just by looking at them.Power: force beams from your ...
Posted by Sean on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 10:46:00 PST

Attention MySpace stalkers

It has come to my attention that some people not on my expansive list may be viewing my profile repeatedly.That is all.
Posted by Sean on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 12:07:00 PST

Myspace, life and the nature of the two intertwined.

You should be able to categorize the people in your friends based on relationship, methinks. You should also be able to see who has been viewing your profile. I mean, phones have caller ID, right...
Posted by Sean on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 09:47:00 PST

USA! USA!

Well, our lovely government, in another valiant strike for freedom, voted to renew the Patriot Act, and make it permanent. The Senate voted to do so 89-10. I spewed my usual bit of anger off to my ele...
Posted by Sean on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 06:58:00 PST