Why I might die here |
A while ago, someone in England started a radio contest in which the person who held their pee the longest would get a prize. Some people died. Because apparently if you don't pee, your organs turn ...
Posted by Profannosaurus Rex on Tue, 22 May 2007 01:07:00 PST |
Bra and Panties Nightmare |
I recently made a burlesque costume for a beautiful, glamorous dancer friend--a fringed bra, panites, and g-string set. However, last night I dreamt that she showed up at my house, and was very, very...
Posted by Profannosaurus Rex on Sun, 20 May 2007 03:30:00 PST |
Poolside vermin |
I dreamt that I was watching the filming of an all-girl-menage-a-trois porno. The setting was pool-side somewhere tropical, after dark, and the women were bikini clad supermodel types. I observed ca...
Posted by Profannosaurus Rex on Fri, 18 May 2007 03:25:00 PST |
Jack Nicholson brings death |
Last night I dreamt that I had been condemned to death and I felt very afraid. I was instructed to go into my childhood bedroom, take off all of my clothing, and lay down naked under the sheets on th...
Posted by Profannosaurus Rex on Mon, 07 May 2007 08:51:00 PST |
