gorilla

WELL, I'M A GORILLA. YES AND ALSO A BIG BIG FAN OF THE BANANA. I LIKE LONG WALKS IN THE JUNGLE THAT END WITH YOUR BLOODY HEAD IN MY FURRY DISGUSTING PAWS, SPORTS SUCH AS KILLING, EATING SCREAMING GIRLS, I HATE PUPPETS, I LIKE SWINGING(FROM VINES), I LIKE THROWING MY WASTES AT HUMANS, I AM A SERVANT OF THE WARLOCK. I'D LIKE TO MEET A NICE GIRL WHO WOULDN'T MIND BEING SLUNG AROUND ON MY SHOULDER AND TAKEN UP TO THE TREES, WHERE I WILL HEEP FILL YOU UP WITH GORILLA SEEDS. !!!!!!PLEASE, I ONLY WANT HALF- NAKED LADIES ON MY LIST. DON'T BE OFFENDED OR I WILL CLOBBER YOU!!!!