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Mr. Chainsaw

Bless me dark father, I have sinned

About Me

I'm an english major at SUNY Oneonta, I'm a substitute teacher for the Unatego School district, I've always got my music playin, and I'm a warhammer geek. anything else, u gotta talk to me to find out. Screenname is timetowaste85..
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My Interests

I play warhammer, I listen to Alkaline Trio, and I have a massive library of books and movies.

I'd like to meet:

I wanna meet Matt Skiba, the lead singer of Alkaline Trio and Heavens. He's been a serious influence on my poetry and music choices, and I have great respect for the man. Oh yea, and I'd sorta like to meet the love of my life..cuz as far as I know, I haven't yet. Unless I'm just a blind fool

Music:

ALKALINE TRIO!, Heavens, Sentenced, Senses Fail, AFI, Green Day, Blink 182, Offspring, Rasmus, Bad Religion, Pennywise, Lucky Boys Confusion, 7 Seconds, Fenix Tx, One Man Army, Hot water Music, Alien Ant Farm, and quite a bit more

Movies:

Clerks, Clerks 2, BASEketball, Mallrats, Spiderman 2, X-men 2: Mutants United, Robin Hood: Men in Tights, Spaceballs, Serenity, the rest of the marvel stuff and Jay and silent bob stuff. oh, and of course the trey parker and matt stone movies (south park, orgasmo, team america)

Television:

Family Guy, American Dad, South Park, Scrubs, 2 and a half men, Diagnosis Murder and Becker. Need I say more...

Books:

Belgariad, Malloreon, Elenium, Tamuli, Dark Elf Trilogy, Icewind Dale Trilogy, Legacy of the Drow, Paths of Darkness, Hunters Blade Trilogy, Cleric Quintet, Riftwar Saga, Riftwar Legacy, Prince of the Blood, Kings Buccaneer, Conclave of Shadows, oh, and the BEST psychological thriller ever...Regina's Song. by David Eddings. Check it out...

Heroes:

Definately Matt Skiba. The man's lyrical genius has definately had a huge impact on my musical taste, and has made me who i am today.

My Blog

Patent Pending

The new Heavens album, "Patent Pending" is in stores today people. If you're an alkaline trio fan, head out to FYE for a copy, its only ten bucks, and its worth twice the amount.  They've also go...
Posted by Mr. Chainsaw on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 12:05:00 PST

st pattys day

ok...last nite was st pattys day...some fat kid tried to pick a fight w/ me, and someone threw a beer all over me, and i watched 3 lesbians making out, and apparently they were going down on each othe...
Posted by Mr. Chainsaw on Sat, 18 Mar 2006 07:50:00 PST

goin for an RA job

well, the semester is half over, things r goin sorta good, im goin out for an RA job, meaning i'll have my own room next semester...again....i've gotten into a club, making some friends there, friends...
Posted by Mr. Chainsaw on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 03:47:00 PST

soon i shall obtain godlike power

welp. its tuesday....anything more than that...i dont know. but, joe has received my alkaline trio pins and patches, so i shall retrieve them soon...and at that point...i will have reached god-hood fo...
Posted by Mr. Chainsaw on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 02:38:00 PST

sick and dying

the bug does not go away...seriously, im still sick, after gettin a bug 2 weeks ago...i mean, i dont FEEL unhealthy at all...my throats just raw like all hell from coughing so much, im afraid im gonna...
Posted by Mr. Chainsaw on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 05:47:00 PST

last nite

wow, last nite totally kicked ass. granted, the keg was tapped after i only had 2 beers, but then the punch came...vodka and kool aid...well, u cudnt taste the vodka, but it fucked u up quick...so aft...
Posted by Mr. Chainsaw on Sat, 11 Feb 2006 12:48:00 PST

friday plans

alright people, its the friday before valentines day...survey says "do what?" thats right, get so fuckin wasted u forget the holiday all-together...and THAT my friends, is my goal. see, u may not need...
Posted by Mr. Chainsaw on Fri, 10 Feb 2006 07:31:00 PST

friggin drink machines....

ok, im officially pissed. my favorite powerade is the orange flavor...so what flavor does the school decide to remove from my vending machine? u guessed it, orange....so anyways, yes, this is only an ...
Posted by Mr. Chainsaw on Thu, 09 Feb 2006 10:23:00 PST

DUHmocrecy

so yea...i had an eye infection, and now its gone. it is kinda stupid wearing the same pair of cantacts for 3 months straight while wearing em at night right? anyways, after my eye got infected and tu...
Posted by Mr. Chainsaw on Thu, 09 Feb 2006 09:22:00 PST

oneonta rocks, with one big problem...

well, ive been in oneonta for 3 weeks now, the foods great, the women are gorgeous, everyones really friendly, theres free laundry, a dining hall in my dorm, frat parties almost every nite of the week...
Posted by Mr. Chainsaw on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 03:07:00 PST