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It's Chris BrEEEEown, dammit!

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Slaying yuppies/weavers of the black arts, which in my eyes are the same thing, Stone Henge, Stilton cheese, a flagon of ale, Martial Arts, Horror and Science Fiction, Booze... um, what's left? oh yeah ladies and philosophy.msprm name="wmode" value="tran

I'd like to meet:

George Lucas, just to thank him for building my hopes up for twenty years, and failing to satisfy them entirely.The Buddha(so I can kill him, there by proving my dedication) Lao Tzu. Natalie Portman (the only woman on earth who i would murder children for), Quentin Tarantino, Jet Li, Zhang Ziyi, Margret Cho, Jenna Jameson, Bill Clinton, Groucho, Chico, Harpo, and Karl Marx. Antonio Banderas (Definitely a Mexi-can) Hugo Chavez, Toshiro Mifune, Akira Kurasawa, Ewan Mcgreggor and Alec Guiness at the same time, Darth Vader (i saw his suit at the smithsonian, and was in awe as an 13 year old), George W. Bush (if all he wanted to do was party, and not be a Republican dick-wad) Musashi, Bruce Lee, Clint Eastwood, Brad Pitt, Christian Bale, really, really interesting ladies of all sorts, Uma Thurman, Naomi Watts, umm... i dunno, David Byrne. Mike Mignola, George Perez.And Ben Burtt, best sound effects guy ever.Hot, single, goth chicks, the more into Satan the better.oh and this guy...Glenn Danzig Interview- on the topic of books

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Music:

Led Zepplin, Danzig, Burzum, Emperor, Christian Death, Manowar, Tiger Army, AFI, Nine Inch Nails, Cream, Misfits, Samhain, The Smiths, The Cure, Depeche Mode, New Order, Smashing Pumpkins, Soundgarden, Nekromantix, Mad Sin, the Clash, Black Flag, 7 Seconds, Dead Kennedys, TSOL, Sioxie and the Banshees, Black Sabbath, Public Enemy, NWA, The Beastie Boys, Run DMC, Body Count, and Al Green.

Movies:

Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Ghostbusters, Beetlejuice, The Empire Strikes Back, High Fidelity, Dodgeball, Anchorman, Talladega Nights, Wedding Crashers, 40 Year Old Virgin, Superman I,II, and Returns, Batman Begins, Hellboy, Zombie, Dawn of the Dead, Indianda Jones and the Last Crusade,Big Lebowski, Lockstock, Snatch, Wild Zero, Haunted Palace, Plan 9 From Outer Space, Ed Wood, Nightmare Before Christmas (hey i liked Tim Burton before i even knew what Hot Topic was, so fuck off), Dirty Harry, Once Upon A Time in the West, Fistful of Dollars, the Seven Samurai, Fist of Legend. Revenge of the Sith, Aliens, Predator, Terminator I AND II, Wrath of Khan, Star Trek IV, Conan the Barbarian, Grosse Point Blank, ummm... so many films.

Television:

Entourage, The Venture Bros. Star Trek 2.0, Star Trek the Next Generation,Deep Space Nine, Twilight Zone, Dr. Who, Red Dwarf, Futurama, Robot Chicken, Arrested Development, Metalocalypse, X-Files, and yeah, I admit to watching Smallville on occasion.

Books:

Any thing by H. P. Lovecraft, Pablo Neruda, Edgar Alan Poe, Robert E. Howard, Robert Henilein, Isaac Asimov, J.R.R. Tolkien, August Derleth,Friedrich Nietzsche, The Jungle, Clockwork Orange, High Fidelity, Song of Solomon, Tuesdays with Morrie, Karate-do Kyohan by Funakoshi, the Tao Te Ching, The Art of War, Hagakure, Chushingura, um... do comic books count?

My Blog

Spring Woes?

Disclaimer-this "poem" was written in the spirit of early Black Flag sarcasm, and does not necessarily reflect the mental state of the writer. Spring has sprung!   spring has sprung!awe...
Posted by It's Chris BrEEEEown, dammit! on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 02:02:00 PST

Welcome ... To die!

I miss the simplistic life I used to lead.   Waking up from a hangover to get drunk again.   Never having to accomplish anything.   Nearly getting myself and my friend ki...
Posted by It's Chris BrEEEEown, dammit! on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 04:15:00 PST

Imitating God

I tried to build you   Piece by Piece a perfect mateI can't out do God.
Posted by It's Chris BrEEEEown, dammit! on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 07:17:00 PST

Local man renounces new music

    SHEPHERDSTOWN-- Local malcontent Christian Brown is a man with a problem, and that problem is his entire life past the age of 14.   To combat this, he is undertaking a bol...
Posted by It's Chris BrEEEEown, dammit! on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 04:15:00 PST

NEWSFLASH-Debauchery can lengthen your life

CHARLES TOWN--A new study conducted by area think-tank the Trifecta Corporation indicates that a healthy dose of sin can lengthen your life.   In an attempt to alleviate massive boredom,&nbs...
Posted by It's Chris BrEEEEown, dammit! on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 11:36:00 PST

1700 dead as young journalist goes on rampage

CHARLES TOWN-- Chris Brown, current Heavy-Weight Champion of Eastern Panhandle Journalism, went insane with boredom in the hours leading up to a murder hearing Monday and killed everyone within the c...
Posted by It's Chris BrEEEEown, dammit! on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 11:24:00 PST

I teach you the Superman...

I'd like to say that my general malaise and detachment of late stem from honest Moral and Spiritual confusion, but the fact of the matter is I think I am just freaking out about certain things.&n...
Posted by It's Chris BrEEEEown, dammit! on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 02:38:00 PST

Heart of a Heartless World

   I've been thinking about the meaning of life lately, as I often do, and I came to an interesting empass. Sometimes existential personal meaning, while vital to life, just isn't enough to ...
Posted by It's Chris BrEEEEown, dammit! on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 11:24:00 PST

Hallowe'en

The calendar of sunreplaces lovely silver moonand so Your day of beloved deadlays itself in a tomb A day for dead thingsOld gods branded as fiendsno longer Samhainwe call it All Hallowe'en First struc...
Posted by It's Chris BrEEEEown, dammit! on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 11:23:00 PST

Here is your lesson for today...

1. don't wanna go to work tommorow.2. want to get drunk tonight.3. work and life feel just like something that is in between me and havin a good time.4. work is only ok if it is busy without being non...
Posted by It's Chris BrEEEEown, dammit! on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 02:49:00 PST