I spend most of my time fucking off, in the name of success...After almost 2 years of "SCRATCHING", and a lifetime of art, I started a formal apprenticeship under Sean Donnovan in October of 2006. After three months of FULL TIME HARD WORK, I earned the chance to tattoo under his supervision, and have been tattooing full time to hone my skills, and am learning at a rapid rate, always focusing on doing things the "right way" and becoming the best that I can. I love "New School" style, because thats how I see shit in my fucked up head, but I appreciate all "styles" and respect all quality work ... aim=shadescrew88,yahoo=nhshotrod, lemme know... I'll rape your mind and laugh at your body...FUCK IT ALL AND BURN THE REST...
My Survey is 4598439058 Times More Random Than Yours
Are you obsessed with anything at the moment?: Just the moment...
Do you think you've ever had an eating disorder?: I eat disorder for breakfast...
If you really think so, name one way you used to play with your food.: throw it at bums outa the car window if it tastes like shit...
If you had one wish, what would it be? And you can't wish for more wishes.: i wish it was legal to kill stupid people...
Do you think it's weird to wear white clothing during the winter?: its called camoflauge...
Are you procrastinating right now?: i'll do that later...
How much time do you spend getting ready in the morning?: not long enough...
Do you sing in the shower?: i scream my own name...
Name one of your second cousins.: no.
What movie describes your life?: its not out yet... but if you see it before me dont tell me how it ends...
Do you obsess over calories on the nutrition labels?: i read between the lines
What's one thing you'd change about yourself?: my socks...
How are a cat and a snake similar?: i dont have either tattood on me...
Have you ever been to therapy?: some counselers may think so, but i have not seen any proof...
Do you think that opposites attract?: attraction attracts...
What's more comfortable: jeans or skirts?: I dont have any skirts... i pretty much just wear dickies...
Rather have a million dollars or be in love with someone who loves you?: gimme the greenbacks, i can buy love.
Do you ship anything?: letter bombs... JUST KIDDING****** NEVER AFTER MY ANTHRAX JOKE WENT WRONG ON ME
Have you heard of the A*Teens?: they owe me motherfuckin munny
Blondes, brunettes, or redheads?: jeff sandwich on white bread...
Or people with black hair?: no fros
Do you think your makeup looks good?: i am all gussied up
Who's your top friend on Myspace?: look for yourself
What item of makeup could you not live without?: air
Sweden or Switzerland?: i have friends both places
Think you could pull off an Australian accent?: not worth a fuck
Do you think Anderson Cooper is cute?: i am not into the fag scene
What's your favorite flavor of ice cream?: butter brickle with batman cereal on top and beer.
If you could have the power to change one thing in the world, what'd it be: my socks.
If you could have the power to blow up any planet, what'd it be?: it was pluto, but now...
Diamonds or rubies?: i like rubies
Know anyone named Matt Johnson?: yes, if you see that fucker tell him my mom wants her money...
Brendon Urie of Ryan Ross?: fuck you
Johnny Depp or Orlando Bloom?: kill them both
Lindsay Lohan or Hilary Duff?: idiots
Paris Hilton or Nicole Richie?: i'd throw either down some steps
What's the last thing you ate?: BK
Have you ever made yourself cry on purpose?: i am crying right now
Do you excercise daily?: runnin my mouth
What color do you think looks best on you?: flesh tones
Do you like taking pictures of yourself?: i get off hard on it
Would you ever undergo plastic surgery?: yup
Ever consider making a family tree?: nope
Does your shirt say anything right now? If so, what?: fox
Are you thinking of anyone right now?: you
Are you a perfectionist?: depends
What's the worst grade you've ever gotten?: f fuckin minus
Can you tell if someone is fake?: yup, poke em with a stick
If you could trade lives with anyone for a day, who'd it be?: pamela anderson, then i'd stay at home that day and touch myself
If you could relive any day, what day would it be?: tomorrow
Christmas or your birthday?: my fuckin b day
Do you think you're different?: just like everybody else...
What's your most misspelled word?: fuk
Do you know what is going on in Darfur right now?: nope
Did you like your childhood?: yup
Do you think there's any point in life?: yup
Ever cut yourself?: yup
Do you always double check things?: twice
Have you ever felt short of breath when your around a lot of people?: when they steal my air
What was your first kiss like?: like kissing a slugs ass
How would you describe your sense of fashion?: n/a
Do you wash your hands excessively?: yes
What's on your mind right now?: getting to the end of this fucking thing so i can drink beer and kick a midget
Favorite condiment?: bb q sause
Why are you taking this survey?: i forgot now
Laura?: fuck you
How do you feel?: warm and squishy
Do you wear glasses or contacts?: need one of the two
Name the people around you.: no.
What are you wearing?: your moms bathrobe
Are you hungry?: yes feed me
When would you like to retire?: i am retired
Tell me a joke.: no.
Do you think you're a good or bad person?: i am a good badguy
Do you know who the governor of your state is?: some gook or something
Tell me something random about you.: i hate sour cream
What's one word you just can't say?: thats a trick
What language would you like to learn?: pig latin
Are you in love with me?: nope
Favorite type of cookie?: i love cookies
Rather always be five minutes late for stuff or twenty minutes early?: whatever
What are you thinking about right now?: getting this done with
What do you want to do right now?: see above...
If you could take revenge on anyone, who would it be?: i got a list
Who's your favortie greek god/goddess?: dionisis
How long does it take you to write an essay?: 3.4 seconds flat
Who do you look more like: mom or dad?: dad
Ever wanted to go get your lip pierced?: sometimes
Ever wanted to run away from home?: yup
How do you feel after wasting time to take this survey?: i want to kill your dog and staple his fucking carcass to the side of your fucking trailer
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