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About Me

I like to read. I like to have coffee while I read. Sometimes I won't read while I'm having coffee and I'll just watch people walk by on the street for way too long. I like to listen to music. I like to play music even though I'm not really good at it. I like to admire art, though I really don't create it myself. I like tattoos. I like beer. And donuts, those are good too.

My Interests

Guitar, Skating, Music, Zelda, Art, Pinball, Bugs that look like sticks, Nintendo, MMA, Ping Pong, Computing, Books, Vivace, Billiards, Staying up late - Waking up early, Napping

Music:

Dischord junk, Drive Like Jehu, Jawbreaker, Pixies, Costello, Grandaddy, The Blood Brothers, Frodus, RFTC, Hot Snakes, Numbers, The Nervous Return, The Notwist, Les Savy Fav, Hot Water Music, Lucero, A Tribe Called Quest, Guided By Voices

Movies:

Kurosowa, Miike, Chan-wook Park, Fincher, Rodriguez, Tarantino, Miyazaki, Lynch, Anderson, Smith.
Seven Samurai, Fight Club, Pulp Fiction, Old Boy, Seven, Reservoir Dogs, Rashomon, Usual Suspects, Film Geek, Donnie Darko, Battle Royale.

Television:

Futurama, The X-Files (R.I.P), Sex and the City, Twin Peaks, The Contender, motherfucking LOST, ANTM, Heroes

Books:

Survivor, A Short History of Nearly Everything, Contortionists Handbook, 9/11 Commission Report: Omissions and Distortions, Jennifer Government, High Fidelity, The Book of Five Rings, The Kite Runner, The Stranger, The Blind Watchmaker, 1984, Invisible Monsters, Good Omens, On the Road, Slaughterhouse 5, Geek Love, Channel Zero, Helter Skelter, Lone Wolf and Cub, The Trial

Heroes:

HK-47

My Blog

I'm in love with Tina Fey (and her scar)

Interview on Howard Stern:Howard Stern: What is Paris Hilton like? Tina Fey: She's a piece of shit. The people at SNL were like maybe she'll be fun, maybe she won't take herself so seriously. She tak...
Posted by ./will on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 06:43:00 PST

Fake Bulletins

I've been seeing a lot of bulletins that are obviously not being posted by who they say they are. I'm not entirely sure exactly how this is happening but some things to keep in mind about security: If...
Posted by ./will on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 04:42:00 PST

Further Instructions

S03E03. Mike from Locke's flashback is not Tom, aka, Mr. Friendly on the island.If you think he is, you are an idiot.
Posted by ./will on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 11:08:00 PST

Be prepared to hear some fucking bitching, ye who click.

This 'blog' is going to do no good, I just have some things I want to say.I have been conducting a poll. I have concluded that 100% of all forwarded bulletins are complete fucking bullshit in ev...
Posted by ./will on Thu, 11 May 2006 07:25:00 PST

Remember when Meg Ryan used to be hot?

Yeah, me too.
Posted by ./will on Wed, 10 May 2006 05:59:00 PST

The most frightning thing you'll see all day.

Look at these guys. Is this not the scariest picture you've ever seen? I was browsing my old hometown of Port Angeles and ran across these guys. How in the fuck do kids like this end up w...
Posted by ./will on Sat, 06 May 2006 11:06:00 PST

Myspace Trackers: Omissions and Distortions

Somebody has to save you from yourselves. I'm going to do a little in depth investigation on these Profile Trackers. Couple of things first: If the tracker site asks for the email and password you us...
Posted by ./will on Thu, 04 May 2006 06:45:00 PST

Fuck you bulletins!!

For some fucking reason I can't post bulletins. I've tried twice and I was denied both times. Not that I had anything really that important to say, I just wanted to point a few things out....
Posted by ./will on Wed, 03 May 2006 12:17:00 PST

Somebody...

...make a fucking Chuck Norris joke. What? It's not funny anymore? I'm glad that shit is over. Now we can move onto new jokes like making fun of what Nintendo decided to call ...
Posted by ./will on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 09:46:00 PST

Dear everyone on Myspace.

Most of you are not web designers. Stop trying to be. That is all.
Posted by ./will on Sat, 11 Mar 2006 02:58:00 PST