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Menudo the Exploradora

i am the ladysmith black mambazo.

About Me

in three words: intelligent, abrasive, whore.

My Interests

almost all musical genres, every second thursday (ca-ching!),playing la fashionista with Gates,NOT holding in gas (it hurts),VH1, my gay brother, downtown Montreal, early autumn,Disney's Doug, my non-existant short term memory,the sting of my mother's voice,fellatio? huh?,dictionary.com,vomiting kermit, my dog's paws,witty people, Zara,cock, editorials,my sheer class,balls, friday after next, my basterdized attempts at the spanish language, and the united negro college fund.

I'd like to meet:

John Mayer and Stephen Colbert.

Music:

msprm name="movie" lily allen!!

Movies:

musicals and porn

Television:

Arrested Development, Conan, The Colbert Report and VH1's Best Week Ever (funniest show ever).

Books:

Conan O'brien's hair.

Heroes:

Lucille Ball and Pepper Ann for putting red heads on the cool meter

AND

Tyra Banks for making cellulite cool.

My Blog

sad but true

6 Types of Bad Kissers + how to deal with them Bad kissers: Who hasn't had at least one? by Sarah Stefanson, TheSoko.com The importance of the first kiss cannot be overemphasi...
Posted by Menudo the Exploradora on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 06:16:00 PST

reasons why john mayer hasnt added me to myspace...

because: 1) maybe he thinks i'm one of them crazy stalker fans. 2)i'm black. 3) he hates me cause he ain't me. 4) i say "beh yah!" a lot. 5) he knows what i know...and if you know what i know..you kno...
Posted by Menudo the Exploradora on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 07:09:00 PST

all my blogs fucking suck

Put your music player on shuffle.Press forward for each question.Use the song title as the answer to the question.No cheating! Who cares if it dosen't make sense.How am I feeling today?:run to the wat...
Posted by Menudo the Exploradora on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 07:36:00 PST

n'moment donné la!

Tired of all of those surveys made up by high school kids?FOR EXAMPLE.......'Have you ever kissed someone?''Missed someone?''Told someone you loved them?''Drank alcohol?'Here are some questions for th...
Posted by Menudo the Exploradora on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 08:14:00 PST

mama said knock you out

3 years ago.How old were you?15Where did you go to school?Lester B. PearsonWhere did you work?i had a short stint at old navy but they immediately fired me when they found out i was still 15.Where did...
Posted by Menudo the Exploradora on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 08:42:00 PST

a year later..and then some.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE[X]gum: cinnamon  [X]color: brown, preferably in the "caca" shades. [X]restaurant: fucking Hong Wah. or chinese anything, but not soup n' noodles...i hate that place..you kno...
Posted by Menudo the Exploradora on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 10:26:00 PST

scary survey deely bop

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE[X]gum:watermelones [X]color: Pinkish Green, choose which one is sexier.[X]restaurant: umm...from what i remember..Umberto's in florida, but that was like when i was like 7[X]dri...
Posted by Menudo the Exploradora on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

vanity fair survey deely

Name: Melissa Maria Nudo Sign: Libra Hometown: Montreal, Quebec Big Break: huh? *scratches head* Favorite lip gloss: Vaseline, bonne bells dr. pepper lip smackers Britney or Christina:...
Posted by Menudo the Exploradora on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST