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bend over, i'll drive.

I am here for Friends

About Me

i have a best friend cupcakes could never buy.
&i've never been happier.

i could use a change of scenery, i want to go to tokyo, japan and have some lost in translation type travels there europe and pretty much everywhere else that there is even the slightest possibility to reach with some kind any kind of transportation.

x-out on the perverse messages, cause they don't make me wet.

i'm melissa &i am indeed my own photographer.

i could spend a whole day listening to led zeppelin. their music makes me as happy as i'll ever be.

AND NO I DON'T WANT TO ADD YOUR BAND
I PROBABLY WON'T LIKE YOU ANYWAYS.

i am not too sure where it is i am going
but i know that i am going there no where fast
and as of right now
that does not bother me
one
little
bit.

My Interests

this was the good life.

I'd like to meet:

your mother.

Music:

A
Afghan whigs
Air
Air Supply
Al Green
Alice In Chains
Alphaville
Annie
Aqualung
The Avalanches

B
Badly Drawn Boy
The Bangles
Barry White
The Beach Boys
The Beatles
Beck
Ben Folds
Bic Runga
Billy Joel
Bjork
Blind Melon
Blondie
Bob Dylan
Bob Marley
Brant Bjork

C
Calexico
Cat Power
Cindy Lauper
The Clientele
Corey Hart
The Culture Club
The Cure

D
Damien Marley
Damien Rice
David Bowie
Death Cab for Cutie
Depeche Mode
Deftones
Dinosaur Jr.
Duran Duran

E
Earlimart
Eisley
Elliot Smith
Elton John
Eric Clapton
Explosions in the Sky

F
A Flock of Seagulls
Frank Sinatra
Frank Zappa
The Fray
The Fugs

G
George Michael
The Go Gos
The Go! Team
Godspeed you! Black Emperor

H
Happy Mondays
Helmet
Human League
The Hush Sound
Husker Du

I
I Am The World Trade Center
Immortal Technique
Iron & Wine

J
JayZ
Jeff Buckley
The Jesus Lizard
John Lennon
Johnny Rivers
Johnny Lang
Johnny Cash
Journey
June Carter

K
Kanye West
Kyuss

L
Led Zeppelin
Les Savy Favs
The Libertines
Lifter Puller
Lionel Richie

M
M83
The Meat Puppets
The Melvins
Mother Love Bone
Mudhoney
My Morning Jacket

N
Nada Surf
Nancy Sinatra
Neil Young
Nena
New Kids On The Block
The New Pornographers
Nirvana

O
Oasis

P
Paul Revere & The Raiders
Pendulum
Phil Collins
Pink Floyd

Q
Queen

R
Radiohead
Rod Stewart

S
Sreaming Trees
Sigur Ros
Simon & Garfunkel
Sondre Lerche
Sonic Youth
The Sonics
Soundgarden
The Spice Girls
The Stills
Sufjan Stevens

T
Tears For Fears
Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers
Tom Waits
Tripping Daisy

UVWXYZ
Van Morrison
The Vaselines
Vetiver
Violent Femmes
Xiu Xiu
Zombies
ZZtop

Movies:

.-a love song for bobby long
.-willy wonka and the chocolate factory
.-anything for love
.-a shot in the face
.-kurt and courtney
.-she's all that
.-lost in translation
.-life aquatic
.-the door in the floor
.-trainspotting
.-spun
.-the breakfast club

Television:

.-kenny vs. spenny
.-project runway
.-oprah
.-degrassi jr high
.-desperate housewives
.-30 minute meals
.-dr.phil
.-sugar
.-what not to wear

Books:

.-perks of being a wallflower
.-the fuck-up
.-kurt cobains journals
.-white oleander
.-go as alice

Heroes:

"if you die you're completely happy and your soul somewhere lives on. i'm not afraid of dying. total peace after death, becoming someone else is the best hope 'ive got." - kurt donald cobain [1967-1994] "but i know we can't all stay here forever, so i want to write my words on the face of today and they'll paint it." - richard shannon hoon [1967-1995] "I've always looked for the perfect life to step into. I've done all the work, taken all the paths to get where I wanted. But no matter where I go, I still come home me. At home I'm just Layne, a guy who has intrests that extend far beyond music. Music is the career I'm lucky enough to get paid for, but I have other desires and passions." - layne staley [1967-2002]

My Blog

letter kill on november fifth

there in your house, there with your wife, her affair with Jeff and the kitchen knife. A childhood peer, a sworn enemy, an old friend with a stab of reality, and God is dead. a thousand insecurit...
Posted by bend over, i'll drive. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

does that mean that i dont like it?

myspace is overrated. overrated: tr.v. o·ver·rat·ed, o·ver·rat·ing, o·ver·rates To overestimate the merits of; rate too highly.
Posted by bend over, i'll drive. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

mow mow

This perfect morning I was in love with him dissidence but from afar. This perfect evening he said goodbye. And I slowly wonder how everything can be just this. Honest. Through the telephone I heard h...
Posted by bend over, i'll drive. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

sushi

I like to drink and punch people out. Oh I like to drink and eat sushi 'Suzie? Suzies my girl.' Oh you like sushi like I like sushi? Yeah I like Suzie. I had sushi last night. You should e...
Posted by bend over, i'll drive. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

A Cloud in Trousers (Plastic Passion)

Stock the shelves high and low. When December is year round where does she go? Preque Isle Beach always holds promises and lies that he cant keep. Monday through Friday things are getting better. It...
Posted by bend over, i'll drive. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

To Boddah

To Boddah Speaking from the tongue of an experienced simpleton who obviously would rather be an emasculated, infantile complain-ee. This note should be pretty easy to understand. All the warnings fr...
Posted by bend over, i'll drive. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Futility

Move him into the sun-- Gently its touch awoke him once, At home, whispering of fields unsown. Always it awoke him, even in France, Until this morning and this snow. If anything might rouse h...
Posted by bend over, i'll drive. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

***

ps i love youuuu
Posted by bend over, i'll drive. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

ryhmes

i feel comfortable so why don't you feel the same? have a doctor come and visit us and tell us which one is sane. it might seem silly for me to think childish thoughts like these but i'm so tire...
Posted by bend over, i'll drive. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

we may be through the past

tonight at the chantilly event center planes mistaken for stars age of ruin love in the time of cholera acedia 7pm, 8 bones
Posted by bend over, i'll drive. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST