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Master Shake

i'm going to kick you so hard in the dick you're going to cum fear

About Me

50% Chinese + 50% Italian = 100% sexual chocolate

My Interests

drawing, television, movies, music, comic books, frozen desserts, tennis, golf, food, sleeping, cartoons, orange and grape flavoured cream soda, peanut butter, fortune cookies, anime, grilled meat & potatoes

I'd like to meet:

Nigella Lawson, Shandi Finnessey and most of all Eva Angelina.

Music:

FAITH + 1

Movies:

porn

Television:

Scrubs, Miami Ink, Smallville, Yo Momma, Trailer Park Boys, Licence to Grill, Futurama, The Office, Boy Meets Grill, Unwrapped, South Park, Clone High, The Boondocks, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Reno 911, Kenny vs. Spenny, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Curb Your Enthusiasm, You Bet Your Ass, Iron Chef: America, Family Guy, Video On Trial, The Simpsons, Ben 10, The Weekenders, Robot Chicken, Food Jammers, Arrested Development, Chappelle's Show, Drawn Together, Seinfeld, Mad Tv, SNL (old episodes), Saturday morning cartoons

Books:

comic books, All Families Are Psychotic, The Far Side Gallery volumes, The Catcher in the Rye, The Apprenticeship of Duddy Kravitz, Fight Club, Ender's Game

Heroes:

BRUCE LEE, Buddha, Larry David, Mitch Hedberg, Andy Warhol, BANG BROS.

My Blog

because i'm asian

because i'm asian... i believe everything is better on sale, even if i don't need it i love ping-pong i speak loudly for no apparent reason i think chopsticks are more effective when eating as com...
Posted by Master Shake on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST