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Meat The Cleavers

DINNERS HERE!

About Me


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Meat The Cleavers is a half-hour wacky horror movie comedy rock’n roll bonanza. Imagine Pee Wee’s Playhouse meets The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, the English comedy The Young Ones meets the movie Motel Hell. Meat The Cleavers is a kooky monster sit-com, a dash of horror rock and all the goofy fun you can handle. Welcome to the Cleaver family living room. The Cleavers are a family of cannibal hillbillies living somewhere in the back woods of present day America. The Cleavers consist of Momma Cleaver, brothers Skag and Zack, daughter Pariah-Mae, and Uncle George who is a full fledge zombie, chained to the wall. Each episode the world will see another Cleaver family adventure. From family trips to the morgue and beyond to antics in the Cleaver household; chasing a holiday ghost, to battling a giant spider in the living room. At the end of each episode a different guest band knocks on the door because their van broke down and they need to use the Cleaver’s phone. They play a song as payment but find out the Cleavers don’t have a phone and the band are staying for “dinner”.

My Interests

meeting drifters, the world of horror film, community college, taxiderm-ology, blunt trauma

I'd like to meet:

Fat delivery boys, hitchhikers, celebrities, YOU!

Music:

Tasty musicians that can rock out a good rockabilly tune!

Movies:

Eating Raul, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Dawn of the dead, Parents, I drink your blood

Television:

When Cannibals attack, Pee Wee's Playhouse, Hee Haw, Beverly Hillbilly's, Green Acres, The world of Kroft, Hollywood Squares, Family Feud,

Books:

TV Guide, Menus, Fangoria, Grey's Anatomy

Heroes:

Ed Gein, The Dahmer Party, George A. Romero, Charlie Manson, Rip Taylor, Guy from Saw, Rob Zombie, Clive Barker, Elvis, Ed Wood

My Blog

The PITCH

MEAT THE CLEAVERSCreated and Written by:Damian DeMartino and Robert TeerMeat The Cleavers is a half-hour wacky horror movie comedy rock'n roll bonanza. Imagine Pee Wee's Playhouse meets The Texas Chai...
Posted by Meat The Cleavers on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 01:19:00 PST

Episode 1 Movie Night

MEAT THE CLEAVER'SCreated and Written byDamian DeMartino and Robert TeerEpisode 1"Movie Night"Episode Film FeatureI DRINK HER BLOODBand of the WeekThe BridesINT. NIGHT CLEAVER'S LIVING ROOMCLEAVER LIV...
Posted by Meat The Cleavers on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 01:07:00 PST

PARIAH-MAE CLEAVERS FILM FRENSY

PARIAH-MAE CLEAVER'S FILM FRENSYFEATURED FILM: "DEATH FACTORY"INT. PARIAH-MAE'S BEDROOMPARIAH-MAE'S ROOM IS A LITTLE GIRLS ROOM FROM HELL. THE WALLS ARE PINK, PEALING AND COVERED WITH FILTH AND WEIRD ...
Posted by Meat The Cleavers on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 12:44:00 PST