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The best jerk ever!

I hold my head up just enough to see the sky.

About Me

A reasonable amount of healthy narcissism allows the individual's perception of his need to be balanced in relation to others. The quickest way between A and B is a straight line. What doesnt kill you makes you stronger. Born in NY. Well traveled. So many stories. I am very straight forward. Extreme. Hyper. Loud. I will wear a lampshade on my head for cheap laughs. I will wear my heart on my sleave. Motovation is sexy. I dont watch football. I can be charming. Serious. Crazy. I only smoke when I drink. I enjoy a good action figure. A touch of Peter Pan syndrome. I am neurotic about my fingernails. CNN is constantly running in the backround. I love the big city. Scooter enthusiast. Vespa. In italian it means "wasp". It should mean "sexy". Does any of this shit matter to you? I should just write a book.

My Interests

life.

I'd like to meet:

People that have confidence. People that like to laugh over a beer. People that can dish it out, but cant take it. People that like thier barefeet in the grass. People that hit the gas when they see a yellow light. People that use the stairs. Girls that sport American Apparel underwear. Good ole' red blooded Americans. Fuckin'a, you know who you are.

Music:

I do have a large vinyl collection, records. Old School. As far as music goes, I have an "ear". I grew up listening to my mothers old Motown records and was exposed to every type of sound growing up in and out of NYC. So my musical taste is diverse. Here we go. 60's/70's jazz, 50's swing, soul, funk, 60's pyschadelic rock, new wave, britt pop, disco, underground hip-hop, indie rock, punk, electronica (house/jungle/big beat/turntablism), dancehall, reggae,ska. Lemme know what I missed.

Movies:

I worked in a movie theater one time. I had to wear a silly clip-on bowtie and a red vest.

Television:

Adult swim, The History Channel, CNN, The Discovery Channel, old re-runs of Three's Company are fun.

Books:

I have a magazine fetish.

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Heroes:

Mom.

My Blog

Unconditional Doggie Love

Is there anything else like it on the planet? For all of you with animals, you know what im talking about. I think if it wasnt for Winston, I might go crazy. Alot of things have been going on lately i...
Posted by The best jerk ever! on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 12:34:00 PST

Adults.

There are people out there your age or older, that act like fucking children. Nor can they interact with others on a hospitable basis. I should do a study on human behavior. Its funny how some people ...
Posted by The best jerk ever! on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 11:59:00 PST

T.G.I.F.O.

Thank God Its Fucking Over! The holidays have come to a close and I am drained. I hope you all had time to spend with your friends/family and spread "good of man" all over the fuckin place. I have a f...
Posted by The best jerk ever! on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 12:40:00 PST

geezuschrist!

So it went like this.....started out at the Beauty Bar where the moment i sit down with a beer sum drunk asshole is yelling in my face about the group "The Misfits"....all the while giving me high-fiv...
Posted by The best jerk ever! on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 11:25:00 PST

If you are reading this.....

then you have made it to my profile. Its not very flashy, but it gets the job done! Click "back" on your navigational bar. Enjoy.
Posted by The best jerk ever! on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 08:24:00 PST

Crash Test Dummies.

......who in thier right mind doesnt wear there safety belts? I just saw a seat belt commercial warning me cause I'll get a ticket. Have you ever been in a car accident? Scary shit. Remember kids........
Posted by The best jerk ever! on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 03:50:00 PST