"With beards come wisdom" or "Be a man!" |
Comparing people can sometimes be unfair. What if you set your friend Dave (or lacking a friend Dave, your friend Sarah, surely you've got one of those) next to Mussolini and began to compare and cont...
Posted by Nate the protracted post-adolescent on Wed, 02 Jul 2008 11:56:00 PST |
"How the stock market works" or "A kick in the crystal balls!" |
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/7255447.stmHere's a genius quote from Mark Lewis, an energy consultant from Energy Market Consultants, in regards to the recent rise in oil prices. The quote is set...
Posted by Nate the protracted post-adolescent on Sat, 07 Jun 2008 07:56:00 PST |
"Brazil’s Uncontacted Tribes Meet Our Modern World" or "The Fear and Loathing Abreaction" |
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/in_pictures/7426869.stmSo the Brazilian government, to prove these as of yet uncontacted people exist, took some pictures of them from a plane. On the second pass of the pla...
Posted by Nate the protracted post-adolescent on Fri, 30 May 2008 02:47:00 PST |
Vatican says E.T. might not have original sin! Fine Print Jesus strikes again! |
Ah the fine print of religion, it's truly maddening stuff. If you lead a good life but don't have God you go to hell, and murderers and rapists who repent on their death bed get to heaven! Sound like ...
Posted by Nate the protracted post-adolescent on Wed, 14 May 2008 09:15:00 PST |
Apparently Twiztid fans are republicans.... |
...or at least don't trust Obama. It was just one of those moments where you keep walking past without comment, basking in how surreal it feels - I mean I'm the last to judge someone for wanting to ha...
Posted by Nate the protracted post-adolescent on Sat, 10 May 2008 07:18:00 PST |
... and god, and the broncos and america. |
Jesus there it all was, big as life and just as real. Scrawled across the back window of a truck topper, the large-font lettering "God Bless America" framed on each side by a Broncos logo and a cros...
Posted by Nate the protracted post-adolescent on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 09:25:00 PST |
My life could be a constant orgasm... |
If only I drank more crappy light beer.
Posted by Nate the protracted post-adolescent on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 09:09:00 PST |
The apathy theory of politics (and maybe history) |
They say no news is good news, and indeed this would seem to be the case with politics. People don't really care about politcs - sure some do, but as the Onion so delicately put it, the give-a-shits a...
Posted by Nate the protracted post-adolescent on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 10:01:00 PST |
The luxury of Why? or A Biblical interpretation of Knocked Up |
The fact is, not every piece of advice in the Bible is wrong, so long as it's seen as just that, advice. My current personal buzz phrase is "eschew to transcend," and if we as a people are going to mo...
Posted by Nate the protracted post-adolescent on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 10:16:00 PST |
Someone else is eating your standard of living pie (but is that a bad thing?) |
Our economy's barely growing and our money is worth less than ever, so by "someone else" we're almost certainly talking about a Chinese citizen. There's only so much standard of living to go around th...
Posted by Nate the protracted post-adolescent on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 09:18:00 PST |
