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These days, magicians only piss me off.

I am really fed up with the so called "magicians" of today. After watching the Prestige again the other night, I was pretty bummed out that ever since the unfortunate ending of the Harry Hou...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 20:06:00 GMT

Celebs with the same birthday as me...overall a bummer deal.

So one of my friends sends me an e-mail talking about celeb birthdays. I click on the link knowing damn well everytime I look in the newspaper I only know 2 people on the list. The list of 8 or so. Ap...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 21:18:00 GMT

No Proof Yet

As the designated Prime Minister of Paranormal Activities Id like to share with you all my biggest letdown as of recent times. FORT COLLINS, COLORADOTUESDAY, DECEMBER 13  2005 LOCAL BATHROOM 9:2...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Dec 2005 20:17:00 GMT

A song about my favorite food

So I was a little drunk and extremely hungry when I wrote this song. All I had around the house to eat was some Totinios pizza rolls, peanut butter and jelly supplies, Kraft dinners, leftover Hamburge...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Sep 2005 22:28:00 GMT

The concert that I headlined at today was a fantastic show

My preformance today was one of my finer ones! The show was a part of the "Clean Your Stankin Ass" tour which was held in my bathroom. It was pretty packed when I took the stage (the shower). There we...
Posted by on Thu, 05 May 2005 23:33:00 GMT