Shanerd

Me? An imagination?

I am sitting on the floor in my room. I close my eyes, breathe deeply. Shirtless, the cold air from my open window feels refreshing. The only light comes from the illuminated numbers on my alarm clock...
Posted by Shanerd on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 10:22:00 PST

:-D

i like dumb peoplethey provide flavor to my lifegranted the flavor isthat of cough syrupbut its what keeps me healthyor sanemaybe insanewhichever i amthe best kind of dumb people thoughare those who.....
Posted by Shanerd on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 07:56:00 PST

the science of sleep...

(it's a good movie by the way...)so here goes another round of babble...been a long nitebeen a long lifeand ive not even reachedthe age of the quarter-life crisis...do u ever wonderor feel like you're...
Posted by Shanerd on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 02:18:00 PST

do you really?!?

So...Is it really necessaryto return your personal lubricantsto the store... opened?Because, I'm supposed to askif there was something wrongwith any returned merchandise...And...that's just awkwardfor...
Posted by Shanerd on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 09:31:00 PST

g-string

I apologize for thinking this...But when you come through my line at workAnd pay for your groceriesWith 38 one dollar bills...I wonder how many lap dances it tookTo make this purchase possible... ...
Posted by Shanerd on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 11:16:00 PST

mr. sandman...

How is it that dreams can cause you stress?I mean seriouslyThey're dreams!A.K.A NOT REAL!!!then why is it after i wake up from dreamsabout losing all my books at schoolafter a stupid mid-summer mid-te...
Posted by Shanerd on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 08:51:00 PST

the project

broke new ground todayfirst time in a few days...with pick and shovel,it's hard to dig thru sandstoneyou'll never take for grantedtechnology and machines,if every so often, you do it yourself...it's n...
Posted by Shanerd on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 10:12:00 PST

the big hole in the ground

Started my big summer project today...Bury all my sins...All the dark in my past so I never must look upon it...Maybe in a hundred years people will discover...And throw it away as I am...Or maybe nex...
Posted by Shanerd on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 11:17:00 PST

OCD cleaning!

Time to clean house...Get rid of the old...It's doing me no good anyways...Make room for new...Memories, stories, ideas...Shove aside the past...It's dirty and old and unpleasant...Keep the few trinke...
Posted by Shanerd on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 10:39:00 PST

on the radio...

Maybe i'm the joker Maybe i'm the fool in your eyes Maybe i'm the weak one Maybe i'm a lie in disguise Maybe i'm angry Cause i'm the one whos always wrong Maybe i'm not the one whos so strong But did ...
Posted by Shanerd on Sun, 20 May 2007 11:37:00 PST