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A.J.

Dewey Wins!!!

About Me

"A modest little person, with much to be modest about."

My Interests

Pinball...oh, and plotting to take over the world. (Yes, still...it's a five year plan, ok?)

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who owes me money. And I'd like it to be someplace isolated and dark. No reason...just sayin'.

Music:

http://www.insipidproductions.com

Movies:

The same damn movies everyone else likes. Citizen Kane, Blue Velvet, anything by the Coen Brothers (except maybe Blood Simple...that's kind of pushing it), Philadelphia Story, Gaslight , Sunset Boulevard, Mystery Train, Rashomon, anything by Tarantino, mid-career Woody Allen, Monty Python and The Search For The Holy Grail, Hitchcock (Strangers On A Train if I had to choose), Delicatessen, Brain Candy, Your Friends and Neighbors, La Dolce Vita, Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes, Diabolique (the original, dammit), The Bride Wore Black, Scorsese, Schrader, ...all the usual fruity crap except that I can say unequivocally that I despise Peter Greenaway.

Television:

I cry myself to sleep every night now that I don't have cable. I'm either a huge fan of the Simpsons or I really dig coverage of blizzards...tough to say.

Books:

A Wild Sheep Chase (or anything by Murakami Haruki), Douglas Adams, Notes From Underground, Dickens, Christie, A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, Naked, Tender Is The Night, kind of a love/hate thing with Hemingway...think you have to be a chick to understand, Saki, Wilde, Orwell, Democracy, The Master and Margarita, Singular Rebellion...pretty much anything marked "On Sale" and "Fiction."

Heroes:

The Brain, C.M. Burns, Winston Churchill, Sideshow Bob, H.H. Munro, and whoever came up with that Outpost.Com commercial with the gerbils being fired out of a cannon.