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Ronald

I'M LOVIN IT!

About Me

I'm just your average, 6 foot 6 red headed clown. My hobbies include beef, little Beanie Babies, sesame seed buns, cheese, and something that looks like chicken but really isn't. I love making little children happy - by giving them delicious cheeseburgers and ice cream! I am also a big fan of minimum wage and of lowering it.
As for dislikes: I also don't like the Arch Deluxe. But I love chicken selects. I also don't like that guy who ate McDonald's for 30 days and then made the movie about it because he is a liar and the Michael Moore of fast food.
I did in fact write the lyrics to the Big Mac song!
So add me, little ones. I'll accept any requests. Become my followers. You're already my friends, why don't I become your friend!
Feel free to leave comments letting me know how much you love my lanky body and my delicious fries and sandwiches! There's a milkshake in it for you if you do!
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My Interests

Dead animals, milkshakes, and freedom fries.

I'd like to meet:

Chicks. Lot of chicks! Preferably none with red hair. That would just be crazy! Ever see two redheads standing next to each other? Looks like giant pom poms.

I'd also like to meet that red headed !@..$% Wendy. America only has room for one fast food mascot, and atleast I'm a real human, damnit! I also want to meet that little Taco Bell dog so I can chop him up and put him in the Taco Bell meat, which is already half-dog meat.

I would also like to meet Randy Johnson from the NY Yankees, because I'm convinced he is my long-lost brother.