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Skim

Oh Seven Heaven

About Me

I dont heart Williamsburg.

My Interests

Recently I have been named Queen of Novelty. My crown is for horseback riding, 3 ft long hot dogs, beers with straws, bullriding, UFC (I love you, boys), celebrity gossip esp. of the hip hop sort (Ms. Info, you go fellow Korean Bitch), "Can you put it on Hot97?"

Music:

"You have the best iPod I've ever seen. Wow." Lil Suzy - Take Me In Your Arms

Add to My Profile | More VideosCiara...Thank you. We needed this.

Movies:

Way of the Gun (Shut that cunts mouth before I come over there and fuckstart her head), Big Lebowski, The Beach, Secretary, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (Thank you, Greg.) Hot Chocolate (the skate video, for the synchonized swimming of paid drunks, its beautiful and full of balloons)

Television:

Dont laugh. No, wait, do...Smallville, The OC, Charlie's Angels, The L Word, Sopranos, Food Network

Books:

Business Planning for Dummies

Heroes:

my cousins who have now have to be men of the house at 9, 13, and 17. (and 21, already a man) i love you.

My Blog

sorry, my mic has been fucked up.

just to let you all know. im not dead. ill be sending an update as to whats been going on. inspring stuff, let me tell you. mc hammer, food blogs, polo matches, miami AGAIN bbqs galore...SamKim...
Posted by Skim on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 02:52:00 PST

Faggot.

Trainin wheels are off. Faaaaagg-it.Way too much Beyonce Add to My Profile | More VideosIm just sayin......
Posted by Skim on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 10:27:00 PST

I want to ANTI-MEET this guy.


Posted by Skim on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 10:36:00 PST

BORED LOSER CAB DRIVERS WITH AN AUDIENCE

so i parked my car on 4th and A sat pm and went back and got it last night. this was on the windshield.and i wasnt even taking up 2 spaces. jesus, how easy it must be to be stupid and below average....
Posted by Skim on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 12:33:00 PST

RIDERZ FINALLY MOUNTED UP!

Ok, so here it is. My pix from Horsey Day...anyone with theirs, send my way! This is Brooklyn people...Brooklyn....
Posted by Skim on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 10:37:00 PST

Ridin Dirrty (video yo)

Here's our rendition of City Slickers. I have a ton of stuff to post but its taking a long time...bear with me. Horse with me??? Um...watch Julie ridin up on the right w her titties all out n shit. Th...
Posted by Skim on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 11:20:00 PST

Duffy's Success!

So for those of you who attended, I needn't go into how fucking bomb the day was...for those of you that missed it, your loss, we had a BLAST! Thank you all for coming to celebrate Duffy's 30th. We lo...
Posted by Skim on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 12:41:00 PST

I'm buying a condo.

So I was walking down the street to meet a friend. I saw this.What does it say, kids??? YES! It says "THE ONE ILL BUILDING!"fuck it! 2 mill! fuck it! im buyin in the one ill buildin! fuck it!It's actu...
Posted by Skim on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 12:05:00 PST

Snakes On A Plane Opening Today!!!

So yall saw the trailer. . .here's the one you came for. . .I was quietly watchin the World Cup at work on Saturday when I hear a bunch of hullabaloo (yes, i said that) outside and I say to myself, "H...
Posted by Skim on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 11:58:00 PST

Snakes On A Plane

As some of you may have heard, I had a very eventful weekend. I'll start with a preview of my Saturday evening. Don't worry. . .more to come.Yes. Dicks On A Bar....
Posted by Skim on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 12:26:00 PST