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hieronymous

About Me

"i can't prove it, but i can say it" and if i said it, it must be true, and if it's the truth, it must be proved, and since i proved that shit, then i'll teach it to the kids and tell you to fuck off and stop steppin on my belief systems.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

the guy that decided that everyone was a-okay and we should respect them for it. i'd shit in that guy's mouth. but he wouldn't mind, because it's what i feel inside, and that's a-okay.

My Blog

my favorite shirt

I've got this cool white t-shirt I found at a thrift store. In all capital letters, red type against the white cotton, it says "I DON'T DISCRIMINATE," right on top of "I HATE EVERYONE."Most people ...
Posted by on Sat, 20 Oct 2007 20:01:00 GMT

war, bitches

I don't know if I really care about the war in Iraq. I know lots of people die over there, and I know those people that die are people just like me, as much as anyone can be just like me, but deep do...
Posted by on Sat, 20 Oct 2007 19:59:00 GMT

arts chool

Here I am in motherfuckin Greensboro, North Carolina. I'll keep this short, mostly because i don't know what i'm doing as it regards to anything right now, so it's hard to write about anything that ...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 15:34:00 GMT

the bread man hit my car...and other such atrocities

    The wind kicked up a bit, and the clouds in the sky looked intent on raining. The gray blanket simply appeared unsure when to drop the hammer.  I could see the scene through th...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 11:10:00 GMT

yeah, i reread it

i ain't skeered...this myspace thing IS for pussies...   SEE YOU ALL TOMORROW!
Posted by on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 06:38:00 GMT

boring or soaring? you be the judge

a fine, young gentleman and his two highly refined companions were driving along today, thinking about the golf outing they were about to have and the joy of getting drunk post-play, when all of a sud...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Apr 2006 14:13:00 GMT

another breaktime sing-along

it's eighty degrees out and windy.  once again, i sit here at work, wondering where i will be this time tomorrow...probably on the way home from disc golfin in williamsburg, home to go to a bbq a...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 11:52:00 GMT

first day of spring...so spread the springtime cheer

it's not groundhog day anymore, and whatever the groundhog saw on the ground, it's springtime now and the rain is here.  i'm looking out the window here at work and it couldn't be much more drear...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 10:35:00 GMT

yes, like the groundhog phil...

man, am i glad i paid attention to that damn groundhog.  i'm sitting here at work, wondering when this blizzard is going to hit, and what do you know?  it's snowing.  and not just any s...
Posted by on Sat, 11 Feb 2006 11:47:00 GMT

groundhog may have been right...but was it an inside job?

funny thing...winter actually came.  at least for tonight, anyway.  it's negative a thousand outside and i'm sitting here nice and toasty.  i could get used to this gas heat thing. ...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Feb 2006 21:00:00 GMT