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Im so metal im made of spanners!

YOUR SO CHEAP YOU CAN'T EVEN PAY ATTENTION

About Me

A wise man once said.... where ever you are, that’s where you'll be. Works for me!Well i now livein walthamstow with the lovley Delilah, i only moved a short while ago from the hell that is 'dagenham' and i have kind of gone back to my roots as i was born in the East end and lived the 1st 10 years in walthamstow. I don't talk like a cockney except for when im really annoyed. I enjoy going out to gigs/clubs/drinking/stuff/things/running from my own shadow or chasing other peoples e.t.c on the metal/alternative and fetish scene. I generally go out in London/Camden area, as that is where most of my friends go and im scared to leave the house alone (i wonder if that statement will attract any support groups?) I believe this countries politicians enjoy giving us excuses like' we didn't do anything because we didn't know & had we known we probably wouldn't have done anything anyway, none the less now we know you can be rest assured that we will do everything in our power to do nothing'! I’m not your normal average guy, I love cooking and I like to keep things tidy (not obsessive compulsive though) although i have been known to clean my eyes with syrup!Interests consist of the above as well as paying my tax’s, cutting the grass, insulting wayward badger type creatures and snowboarding down Dagenham Heathway in a copper suit during a storm and screaming blasphemy up at heaven! Aside from that I enjoy fencing (with swords not posts), fire breathing, clubbing (not seals), meeting different people (I know some very different people but u can never know too many), inventing stuff and distracting the locals by planting triffids in the front garden. my god there was a load of crap after that? doh...how very stupid, perhapes no one spoke to me b4 because they thought i only spoke binary? Nah....thats just silly!

My Interests

All sorts of stuff really, fire breathing, Fencing, Flying (I was bought a flying lesson for my 31st birthday and it was the coolest thing), rock climbing, clubbing, drums, movies, piercing & tattoos (16 piercings, 1 3/4 sleeve and a crappy armband which is due to be covered with another 3/4 sleeve), gigs, inventing stuff, playing with tech stuff, ab-sailing and some other stuff that escapes me right now!

I'd like to meet:

Ooh tough one, Trevor McDonald, Sun Tzu, Nina Simone, Willy Wonker ( I trusted you), all the guys from time bandits, Robin Williams, Laurel & Hardy, and Dungeon Master from the D&D cartoon.

Music:

Killswitch Engage, System of a Down, Frank Sinatra, Bio Hazard, ICP, Soil, Drowning Pool, ill Nino, 36 Crazy Fists, Wu tang clan, Killing Joke, Nat King Cole, One Minute Silence, Nina Simone, Xibit, Joss Stone, Dr Dre, Slayer, Mega Deth, Incubus, Rage Against The Machine, White Zombie, System of down, Alice in Chains, Gravediggaz Nine Inch Nails, Wu Tang Clan, Xibit, Beastie Boys, R'n' B, Korn, Perfect Circle, Tool, Machine Head, Stone Temple Pilots, Breed 77, PDHM, Earth Tone 9,Alanis morrisette, Clutch, Faith No More, Soundgarden, G 'n' R, Pantera, FearFactory, Glassjaw, Korn, Clawfinger, Caliban, Angie Stone, Sepultura, Beastie Boys, Snoop dog, Hatebreed, Nine Inch Nails, Mudvayne, Drowning Pool, Twelve Tribes, LOA, skid row, thunder, Foofighters, fearfactory, Ministry, QOTSA, Feeder, Velvet Revolver, Janes Addiction, Stereophonics, Motorhead, Metallica, The Police, Motley Crew, Helmet, House of Pain, Alice in Chains, Areosmith, Cream, Ocean colour scene, Paul Weller, Cyprus Hill, NOFX, Jet, helmet Clawfinger, Chilli peppers, and a load I can’t remember at the moment
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Movies:

Dawn Of The Dead (70's & re-make), 28 Days Later, Resident Evil 1&2, Happy Gilmore, Mall Rats, Clerks, Star Wars (all), Meet the Parents, all the super hero movies, Blade 1&2 (I haven't seen 3), Butterfly effect, Scarface, Event Horizon, any Laurel & Hardy film, Any Norman Wisdom film (I met him and he's a really nice guy), Legend, Hawk the Slayer, Donnie Darko, Creep, Shark Tail, Any film with Ben Stiller or Owen Wilson, Equilibrium, Secret Garden, Blow, The Raven, Sin City, Dark city, Leon, The Ring (Japanese version), Nikita, The Assassin, Bad Boy Bubba, Bad Taste, Brain-dead, The Golden Fleece, any Sinbad Movie (with the cool animation), Clash of the Titans, Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea, Journey to the Centre of the Earth, Terminator & friends, Jack & Heat Vision, The Krays, Casino, Goodfellas, Most of the Disney cartoon movies, The Cube 1 & Zero, Dune (old & New),Goodfellas, Snatch, The holy grail, life of Brian, meaning of life, crouching tiger hidden mumrah, iron monkey, house of flying daggers, most of the batman movies (batman begins especially), most Jacky Chan films, Moulin rouge, Casino, most Bruce lee films, Without a paddle, Austin powers, some old film with a hardcore samurai who kicks a load of peoples ass's, most old war films, lord of the rings (all), Godfather (all), Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels, Labyrinth, underworld, Van helsing, Layer cake, Gladiator, ID, Romperstomper, 51st State, Any Tarrentino film, Any Christopher Walken film, Rawhead Rex, Evil dead 1 & 2, Seven, Saw, Along came a spider, AI, Beast master, Re-animator, Wraith, The Crow, Kidz, Dracula, Interview with a vampire, American werewolf in London & Paris, Robot Jox, Robots, I robot, Long kiss goodnight, Dr terrors house of horrors, Asylum, The house that dripped blood, And now the screaming starts, Aliens (all), Predator (all), nightmare on elm st (all), The Gate, Friday the 13th (all), My big fat Greek wedding, Bad boys, Sexy beast, earthquake, Rabid grannies. Ill add more as they come to mind, but I have to go now...things to do...

Television:

Very tough considering there is rarely anything worth watching....but, Little Britain, Desperate Housewives, Monty Python, hitch hikers guide, League of Gentleman, Space 1999, V, Dungeons & Dragons, Courage the Cowardly Dog, Spongebob nopants, Grim adventures of billy & mandy, CSI, Twilight zone, Malcolm in the middle, oliver beene, twin peaks, Samurai Jack, Simpson’s, x-files (old), Futurama, Family Guy, Friends, lost...come to think of it thats alot.

Books:

Brave New World (Aldus Huxley), Any thing by James Herbert, Dragonlance saga (Margret Wies & Tracy Hickman),anything by Iain Banks, white fang, call of the wild (Jack London), The Raven (Edgar Allen Poe), Dune, any marvel comics, most things by R A Salvador, The Yellow Pages, anything by Terry Pratchett, Local A to Z, anything by Dan Brown, but i havent read a book in some time as i don't get a train any more and its really hard to read and drive at the same time.

My Blog

porn bots

fucking porn bots FUCK OFF...iv been hit with three friends reqs by porn bots in one day!!!! just fuck off
Posted by Im so metal im made of spanners! on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 01:26:00 PST

tattoo

finally iv had my tattoo finished...its taken nearly 8 years but finally it is finished, thanks to JJ from Blood Bro's in Holloway. just have to wait for it to heal and then he can start on the next o...
Posted by Im so metal im made of spanners! on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 09:37:00 PST

vegas

well its now our third proper day in vagas and all is good...except...well its alot  more expensive than 1st thought, even though the pound converts to two dollers they charge 5x for everything, ...
Posted by Im so metal im made of spanners! on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 03:51:00 PST

My birthday

Just a quick one to say thanks to all that came and especially to nicole and sasha for helping out with the set up. it was a great day/eve and going on the bouncy castle at 1:30am in the rain was grea...
Posted by Im so metal im made of spanners! on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 08:16:00 PST

Bank Charges

So six weeks ago i wrote to my bank requesting that charges i have paid be refunded as i felt i had been wrongly charged. Their letter says that they have calculated what they are willing to refund as...
Posted by Im so metal im made of spanners! on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 12:38:00 PST

f**king idiot

Honestly, i know at one point we've all done some silly things maybe it was jumping off a stage into a crowd of strangers hoping someone will catch us, ab-sailing off a building or...
Posted by Im so metal im made of spanners! on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 01:54:00 PST

car crashs into glasgow airport!

So i see on the news that someone has crashed a car into glasgow airport which in turn has set fire to it and they have ended up fighting with police and breaking a bystanders leg before being maced a...
Posted by Im so metal im made of spanners! on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 10:27:00 PST

trains

Ok so yesterday Sophie is getting her tattoo done in a studio in Angel and i go along for the 1st part, once she's sorted i have an appointment with the bank manager so i have to go back to ilford. St...
Posted by Im so metal im made of spanners! on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 03:21:00 PST

VEGAS....all booked up and plenty of places to go!

Well we have booked our vegas trip, we are staying in the venetian in a $400 a night room with one of the best views. we're off on the 15th of August and back on the 23rd. We've been looking forward t...
Posted by Im so metal im made of spanners! on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 09:09:00 PST

moving

finally i have moved and now i live in walthamstow, iv moved in with Delilah into a huge and rather nice two bedroom flat. Its a bit strange no longer waking up in my own house but strangely liberatin...
Posted by Im so metal im made of spanners! on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 07:13:00 PST