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megameeeeet [go cannibal]

WEIRD IS THE NEW BLACK!

About Me

BEFORE YOU TRY TO ADD ME, READ MY PROFILE. I DONT AND USUALLY WONT LIKE YOUR SHITTY BAND, AND IF YOUR A MYSPACE SLUT, STOP...I WONT LIKE YOU, OR ANYTHING YOU LIKE, OR ANYTHING YOU LISTEN TO OR WATCH, SO STOP TRYING TO ADD ME, YOU SUCK AND I DONT, PERIOD. I AM GOING TO BORROW A PAGE IN THE BIBLE OF DIRTYROTTEN AND IF YOU TRY TO ADD ME WITHOUT MESSAGING ME I WILL ADD YOU AND LET THE WHOLE WORLD KNOW HOW I TRULY FEEL ABOUT YOU AND YOUR ILK...THATS RIGHT, YOUR ILK. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!im a funny guy who you want to know. i fucking rock harder than wolverines at feeding time! i live in brooklyn,NY. im a born and bred new yorker complete with horrible accent, but hey...it's mine and chances are, you're from friggin' idaho! i was born in the boogie down. Yet, another reason why i rock. I like choy and chortish game hen. i like to cook and im good at it. I like to do dishes and sing burt bacharach tunes,both being very therapeutic. I like to read and write and be creative. Im addicted to music since the tender age of 5 when i brought my kiss alive 2 record into kindergarten to be played. i own every sade l.p. and single in existence. I like good music that makes me smile. i like to spoon whilst sleeping with the fan on year round whilst watching simpons,the young ones, athf or family guy episodes on dvd...i love asian horror cinema stuff as well as wirefighting movies.lately my attention has been on old bad b movies. anything by subversive or synapse or troma, i like em all. i also like to hurt guitars and the amps that love them. i love fx and am getting better at it. i can play king crimson songs whilst petting my cat with my foot. a voracious reader and will never stop re-reading my lovecraft or selby. i love cables and wires and components to play with. i love anything justin broadrick has ever made and then some. i play in a few bands and teach a handful of people, how to rock correctly. im a sexual dynamo, just ask anyone! Nothing christian about me, 'cept maybe the jesus look-alike thing..but thats where it ends...i like war and guns and pestilence and over all any excuse to slim down the populous."some people should die, thats just unconcious knowledge".- J.A.
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My Interests

all jokes aside: im very interested in u.f.o phenomena, groom lake, tornadoes and storm chasing, burt bacharach, well shot porn, guitars, teaching, cooking. i eat animals, i like to eat them, they taste nice. sleep is for the dead, cuddling will never go out of style. not very tolerant of dimwits. i love my cats: chuy(choy) and the cheat(brown power!). i really dig martial arts movies that have especially fake fx in them. i like jet li, and gordon lui yet hate bruce lee and jackie chan. ekin cheng and aaron kwok in "the storm riders" were amazing. i have no asian fetish-but i do have a ass obsession. i do like big butts and will not lie about it. Dont like packed clubs or club girls. I hate inarticulate stuuki bitches and the boys with the underwear on their heads that love them. i enjoy horror movies,scifi stuff,action mostly splatter movies and am a lovecraft freak. I also enjoy hubert selby,Albert Camus,george orwell, and books about black metal and of course the dark one.

I'd like to meet:

people who take special interest in mathematics and could possibly give me some tricks to long division. Martians, dude....i wanna meet some martians. hail satan. hubert selby JR. ignignot and err.

Music:

hank williams SR,eye hate god,jejune,fugazi,the police,kiss,black sabbath, e.smith, big'n,trephine, sade,sweetback, stewart matthewman, gbh, minor threat, mgr,1.6 band, 24-7 spyz,today is the day,supermachiner, kyuss, sloburn, jesu,isis, slayer,soilent green,activator,pentegram,secret order of tusk,graves at sea, destructo swarmbots,mastodon, converge,dillinger escape plan, code seven, classic case,nebula, weedeater,godflesh,venom,cardia,mgr,jason molina,faraquet,bluetip,hoover,lincoln,plow united,lifetime,the cancer conspiracy,jesuit,c.r.,crown hate ruin,man is the bastard, spazz, noothgrush,mars volta,braid,unida,at the drive in,and you will know us,al green,black sabbath,blood bros, boris,the bronx,the bug,dalek, curse of the golden vampire, daughters,dove,floor, ghengis tron,goatwhore, hot snakes, drive like jehu, ink and dagger,dinosaur jr, murder city devils,old man gloom, ours, oh no,pelican,pitty sing,rahim, q and not u,rye coalition,sheer terror, raw deal, cro-mags,y.o.t., soia,stillsuit,sweet cobra, downcast, iconoclast, outburst,tahiti 80,unruh,zao, wu tang,yes, the zombies, the walkmen,slint,bad brains,vengence, om, earth,the sword,bongzilla,hermano,suno)),goatsnake,big buisness,doomriders,danger doom,d.i.,cave in, animosity,assuck,black dice, buzzoven,crowbar,goblin cock,feverdeath, high on fire,king crimson, maximillillion colby, corm,mission of burma,pearls and brass,pig destroyer,sloth, vaz, yob,the wash,MGK,did i mention noothgrush, conifer,nadja,xasthur,kylesa and many, many other that you prolly like too burt bacharach is still my life, just on a lower level than he who walks behind the rowes.

Movies:

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Television:

the simpsons, family guy,the x-files!!!!!!!!! the young ones, filthy rich and catflap, the dangerous brothers, 227,Aqua teen hunger force,robot chicken, the happy tree friends,venture bros, the golden girls, family ties, all peanuts specials, america's next top model ( i hate you camille!!!!), judge mathis, maury povitch, jerry springer, extreme dating, the odd couple, the honeymooners, the twilight zone,the outer limits,the jeffersons, good times, some south park.korgoth of barbaria,my gym partner is a monkey,foster's home for imaginary friends, Chowder, smallville...

Books:

i like books...good ones...selby, camus, lovecraft,burroughs,some jack....not much, good ol' rollins...

Heroes:

my family, my fish, the berry gurl, the lazy dumb white thing on the double decker bus of dreams; cause she got it like that.
I am Master Shake from Aqua Teen Hunger

My Blog

i need a vacation from my vacation

some people say i do too much. I am constantly on the go, most of the time, either teaching or practicing or writing or going to see bands play music, hanging with my girlfriend, geeking out on my equ...
Posted by megameeeeet [go cannibal] on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 06:24:00 PST

positive mental weekend

so, i practiced with spdb and we talked about recording and releasing something really soon, prolly 2 or 3 songs. its gunna really cool. were gunna have to talk about artwerk too sometime soon.had a d...
Posted by megameeeeet [go cannibal] on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 11:42:00 PST

you know whats really ugly

pretty women smoking cigars. i've been seeing this alot lately when im walking in the evening. like women dressed in power suits and blazers with well done hair that they surely paid a lot of money fo...
Posted by megameeeeet [go cannibal] on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 07:27:00 PST

chances are if you own or ride a track bike...you're gay!

its true. i hate you elitest faggots on your skinny little shit bikes with your one leg cuffed up so you dont grease yer jeans. one of you almost hit me yesterday and you left without saying sorry whi...
Posted by megameeeeet [go cannibal] on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 07:11:00 PST

JESU IS HERE!!!!!!!!JESU IS HEEEEEERRRRE!!!!

HOLY SHIT IM FUCKING STOKED.In nine hours, doors will open @ irving plaza. in 11 hours jesu will take the stage.man, im getting there at 6pm...the fish is gunna join me. its gunna be fun.i wish i had ...
Posted by megameeeeet [go cannibal] on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 06:23:00 PST

bands, records, sick, noreaster, valentines.

sniffle.......sniffle..........should be home. but im not.im stupid. fuck this fucking wanna be snow, its falling down like faggots at a julie andrews tribute show. dramatic noreaster bitchass.valenti...
Posted by megameeeeet [go cannibal] on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 07:23:00 PST

a wknd in a nutshell whilst doing laundry on a sunday.

dooood, guess who is playing gits for super potent death baby! First practice was fun.she's in control and something of a perfectionist. a change, but a good one. it'd be nice to not have to think so ...
Posted by megameeeeet [go cannibal] on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 06:57:00 PST

yep.

home. home. wish to be, under blanket and sheet, beneath quilt and cotton.sick day, no option. sleep to come....hope for some, but not for me.not today.two more days to freedom. two more days till sle...
Posted by megameeeeet [go cannibal] on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 07:40:00 PST

blahblahblah.

i used to get fucking wrecked with my pals a long time ago and listen to sxe records. those were the days.
Posted by megameeeeet [go cannibal] on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 06:46:00 PST

MY FIRST SHOW IS TONIGHT!!!! HOLY SHEEP SHIT!

"BETWEEN TWO FIRES" 1ST SHOW EVERHERE'S THE HUB-BUB. BUB-TONIGHT! FRIDAY NOVEMBER 17THLOCATION: 83-11 NORTHERN BLVD, QUEENS!!! YOU CAN TAKE THE 7 TRAIN THERE, I BELIEVE!WE GO ON @ 9:15PM!CHEEEEP, GREA...
Posted by megameeeeet [go cannibal] on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 06:10:00 PST