all jokes aside: im very interested in u.f.o phenomena, groom lake, tornadoes and storm chasing, burt bacharach, well shot porn, guitars, teaching, cooking. i eat animals, i like to eat them, they taste nice. sleep is for the dead, cuddling will never go out of style. not very tolerant of dimwits. i love my cats: chuy(choy) and the cheat(brown power!). i really dig martial arts movies that have especially fake fx in them. i like jet li, and gordon lui yet hate bruce lee and jackie chan. ekin cheng and aaron kwok in "the storm riders" were amazing. i have no asian fetish-but i do have a ass obsession. i do like big butts and will not lie about it. Dont like packed clubs or club girls. I hate inarticulate stuuki bitches and the boys with the underwear on their heads that love them. i enjoy horror movies,scifi stuff,action mostly splatter movies and am a lovecraft freak. I also enjoy hubert selby,Albert Camus,george orwell, and books about black metal and of course the dark one.
people who take special interest in mathematics and could possibly give me some tricks to long division. Martians, dude....i wanna meet some martians. hail satan. hubert selby JR. ignignot and err.
hank williams SR,eye hate god,jejune,fugazi,the police,kiss,black sabbath, e.smith, big'n,trephine, sade,sweetback, stewart matthewman, gbh, minor threat, mgr,1.6 band, 24-7 spyz,today is the day,supermachiner, kyuss, sloburn, jesu,isis, slayer,soilent green,activator,pentegram,secret order of tusk,graves at sea, destructo swarmbots,mastodon, converge,dillinger escape plan, code seven, classic case,nebula, weedeater,godflesh,venom,cardia,mgr,jason molina,faraquet,bluetip,hoover,lincoln,plow united,lifetime,the cancer conspiracy,jesuit,c.r.,crown hate ruin,man is the bastard, spazz, noothgrush,mars volta,braid,unida,at the drive in,and you will know us,al green,black sabbath,blood bros, boris,the bronx,the bug,dalek, curse of the golden vampire, daughters,dove,floor, ghengis tron,goatwhore, hot snakes, drive like jehu, ink and dagger,dinosaur jr, murder city devils,old man gloom, ours, oh no,pelican,pitty sing,rahim, q and not u,rye coalition,sheer terror, raw deal, cro-mags,y.o.t., soia,stillsuit,sweet cobra, downcast, iconoclast, outburst,tahiti 80,unruh,zao, wu tang,yes, the zombies, the walkmen,slint,bad brains,vengence, om, earth,the sword,bongzilla,hermano,suno)),goatsnake,big buisness,doomriders,danger doom,d.i.,cave in, animosity,assuck,black dice, buzzoven,crowbar,goblin cock,feverdeath, high on fire,king crimson, maximillillion colby, corm,mission of burma,pearls and brass,pig destroyer,sloth, vaz, yob,the wash,MGK,did i mention noothgrush, conifer,nadja,xasthur,kylesa and many, many other that you prolly like too burt bacharach is still my life, just on a lower level than he who walks behind the rowes.
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the simpsons, family guy,the x-files!!!!!!!!! the young ones, filthy rich and catflap, the dangerous brothers, 227,Aqua teen hunger force,robot chicken, the happy tree friends,venture bros, the golden girls, family ties, all peanuts specials, america's next top model ( i hate you camille!!!!), judge mathis, maury povitch, jerry springer, extreme dating, the odd couple, the honeymooners, the twilight zone,the outer limits,the jeffersons, good times, some south park.korgoth of barbaria,my gym partner is a monkey,foster's home for imaginary friends, Chowder, smallville...
i like books...good ones...selby, camus, lovecraft,burroughs,some jack....not much, good ol' rollins...
my family, my fish, the berry gurl, the lazy dumb white thing on the double decker bus of dreams; cause she got it like that.
I am Master Shake from Aqua Teen Hunger