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About Me

WATCH THIS IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT I THINK OF YOUR CRAPPY METAL BAND.

SERIOUSLY DONT FUCKING ADD ME IF YOU ARE SOME TERRIBLE EMO BULLSHIT BAND THAT I DONT KNOW AND WONT LIKE. I ALREADY KNOW YOUR BAND SUCKS, AND IT MAKES ME SAD WHEN I THINK I HAVE A NEW FRIEND AND IT TURNS OUT TO BE EVEN MORE TERRIBLE MUSIC INSTEAD OF A BUDDY. YOU ARENT GETTING SIGNED TO VAGRANT OR TRUSTKILL SO SHAVE YOUR HEAD AND FUCKING GIVE UP.

I have a blog. Onetrickemopony.blogspot.com. Go read it.

i am kind of a "self proclaimed horse buff" that is because i know anything and everything about horses, such as stallions, cimmaron, and zorro's horse. i also know that i hate riding horses, and i love glue. so by "self proclaimed horse buff" i guess i really meant to say "guy who thinks you are an asshole, and i dont know anything about horses because people with cowboy hats are usually dingleberries"

My Interests

you are pretty interesting yourself why dont you talk about how awesome you are to me while i rub myself with a cheese grater.

I'd like to meet:

i would like to meet roberto clemente. i would like to meet oral herschiser. i would like to meet jose canseco. i would like to meet mark mcguire. then i would like to sell them all the old baseball cards i have of theirs. also i think sammy sosa played minor league in greensboro. or maybe that was don mattingly. well, nevertheless, baseball is garbage and i dont know why i even brought it up.also:

adopt your own virtual pet!

Music:

underoath. ummm taking back sunday is pretty fucking brutal also. and also finch, thrice, thursday, the used, and from autumn to ashes and atreyu are all really sweet and brutal. all those bands are the heaviest bands ever because they are metal and metal is awesome like the frat boys told me.
THIS BAND FUCKING ROCKS HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PS. on december 29, 2004 i will be witnessing one of the greatest occurences in recent music history: the first TURMOIL show since hellfest 2000. so fuck all you bitches cause that will probably be better than the last time i saw your mom get naked and ride a horse.

Movies:

i took a film class one time so i only watch movies with subtitles. hollywood is bullshit you fuckers!!!!! dont go see movies youre only perpetuating the crap-train!!!!!!!!! only go see movies with subtitles such as all of those indian movies where people dance a lot and the plots are all exactly the same... or a spanish dubbed copy of "daylight" (with sly stallone) featuring english subtitles. dont fall victim to "the english language"

Television:

okay so allow me to be serious for a second. CHEATERS. did you know the host of that show got stabbed ON THE AIR???????? HOW AWESOME IS THAT???!!!! i mean think about it... you got this horrible show about busting dudes cheating on their wives with this greasy douchebag host guy who talks on his cell phone a lot, then some dude says "get the fuck off my boat with your camera crew or ill stab your bitch ass" and then joey greco is all like "no way why you treat yo woman all bad and stuff" and then this dude sticks a shiv in his fuckin belly!!!!! now thats entertainment!!! i also like watching the news because exploding bombs make me feel more american than toby keith.

Books:

i read medical treatises written ..s of papyrus

Heroes:

with turkey, cheddar cheese, mayo, a little mustard, lettuce, onions, and a side of chips and a coke to drink please.

so is this going to like come out of my printer or something cause im gettin kinda hungry?

My Blog

change is a sound.

clouds shifting shape, blueprints go up in flamesthe world it melts away...write it down, so you never forget...someday, we'll rot in graves...up above it'll say our names...--this day forward, "voice...
Posted by john0)) on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 03:09:00 PST

new.

started working on a new band. its going to be metal. gotta bring it back to the roots, player, you know how i roll.andy is coming up in a couple weeks, and we'll probably get 2 or 3 songs written whi...
Posted by john0)) on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 02:15:00 PST

TREBLINKA

late term abortion three decades late be sure to empty all ten commandments into his chest for only holy redneck terrorism can usher in the second coming of the coat-hanger.-pig destroyer, treblinka. ...
Posted by john0)) on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 02:11:00 PST

Emo, God, and The Bible. Welcome to Punk Rock V.2.0

i hate christian emo bands. yes that exists. yes lily has to work for this bullshit band called The Fold that is about the worst excuse for music i have ever seen or heard.imagine this: yo...
Posted by john0)) on Wed, 30 May 2007 01:15:00 PST

annoying!

you know whats annoying? when people post those bulletin-surveys, but answer them like they are really annoyed... like "whats your favorite bit of clothing? i dont know"what the hell is th...
Posted by john0)) on Wed, 30 May 2007 09:25:00 PST

i aint no god damn son of a bitch

strange vibes and the smell of rats.we'll see what happens.
Posted by john0)) on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 02:22:00 PST

CITIES/I got some news.

First of all, listen to Fighting Poseidon . They are very awesome. I like them a lot. they just posted some recordings that are fantastical. Second of all, i'm in a new (well, new to me) band so g...
Posted by john0)) on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 08:41:00 PST

the new black.

well that would be a good band name if i was a huge bag of doucheanyway, we're starting a new project from scratch. i need some people to get involved in it. if you want me to say genres, ...
Posted by john0)) on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 09:47:00 PST

to all my friends old and new

a lot of people have asked me where the hell ive been, what im working on, what im doing with my life and all that jazz... and alls i gotta say is there are some new things on the horizon that will ma...
Posted by john0)) on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 12:38:00 PST

Terror? Or excuse for cheap flights?

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/08/17/flying_toilet_terror _labs/...
Posted by john0)) on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 06:03:00 PST