Bing Ji Ling

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Bio: June 18th 1972, While en route to a rural Californian hospital, a baby plopped out of a nice lady in the back of her husband's Chinese ice cream truck. The child was named Bing Ji Ling, which is Chinese for "Ice Cream".
By age 2, the young parents discovered that their kid had a unique ability to measure the "pleasure factor" of any flavor of ice cream.
Says his mom;
"Certain flavors would cause baby Bing to cast loose unmistakably musical giggles, little songs of love, apparently, caused by ice cream --------- and ---- or --- nearly naked girls."
Word quickly spread about "the singing ice cream baby". People came from miles around to the family ice cream parlor to behold Bing's penchant for singing of ice cream -- and --- or --- girls. More importantly, Bing was always right, he knew exactly how to pick a hit flavor be it ice cream or ---- girl. Business boomed.
By the puny age of 5, Bing had composed all the jingles for the companys new fleet of ice cream trucks. So great was the success, that a local ordinance banned the ice cream music for creating traffic jams caused by the dancing crowds of nearly naked girls who swarmed the trucks. The Ice Cream business was killed. Little Bing Ji Ling cried and cried and cried.
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