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Land

When it comes to the shark, man is on his menu. It's a wonderful world we live in.

About Me

http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=landtastic

My Interests

jazz pants, comma-delimited lists, getting the led out, geodesic domes, getting dome, taking it to the dome, teriyaki sauce, glitches, double dutch, wordplay, inventions, the drums

I'd like to meet:

anthropomorphic stack of pancakes

Music:

black flag, black eyes, black dice, big black, wolf eyes, wolf parade, guitar wolf

Movies:

zardoz, laserblast, three amigos, the jerk, 2001, bartleby, black moon, groundhog day

Television:

curb your enthusiasm, conan, sealab, space ghost, the simpsons, fishing with john, campus ladies, look around you, peep show, the mighty boosh, i don't even own a tv

Books:

steppenwolf, snake n' bacon, i don't even own a tv

Heroes:

steve martin, jack handey, michael kupperman, norm macdonald, john bonham, thurston moore, jeff goldbloom, tina turner

My Blog

never a KRULL moment

i've decided against this poorly thought-out blog mid-blog
Posted by Land on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 11:49:00 PST

the strangest place you've made whoopee

probably inside a pelican's beak
Posted by Land on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 11:34:00 PST

is it too much to ask

to get a goddamned hologram of some jazz guy playing the saxaphone in my bedroom?  i mean, honestly.  i have had it up to here with the current administration.
Posted by Land on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 11:17:00 PST

ride a centipede to work day

october 2nd!!!  don't forget!!!  let those fat cats in washington know that you mean business!!!  
Posted by Land on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 11:12:00 PST

hello, sequin factory?

yes, i'd like to buy $500 worth of sequins
Posted by Land on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 11:05:00 PST

what if nothing ever happened again?

you'd probably make believe that something was happening, so you could prove to that one person that you are not a failure.
Posted by Land on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 11:49:00 PST

SHAZBOT!

you know, like sometimes i totally feel like an alien amongst you normals.  you know what i mean?  it is terribly difficult being so different from the rest of the population.  can't wa...
Posted by Land on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 11:23:00 PST

blind date


Posted by Land on Tue, 20 Dec 2005 09:45:00 PST

replacements for the phrase "go for it" i use often

- grip it and rip it - do it, rockapella - party on, wayne - take it to the hole, shaquille
Posted by Land on Thu, 25 Aug 2005 12:03:00 PST

does coinstar accept tears

here is some footage of the time i had to be a mime for 4 hours on 3rd st. promenade because i lost a bet with pablo. this was around april 20th i think (4/20 bro). i stopped after 2 and a half hours ...
Posted by Land on Thu, 18 Aug 2005 09:10:00 PST