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McFly

Poppin' the clip, Glock on my hip

About Me


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My Interests

parking lots, towns with populations in the double digits, littering, writing on my hands, daydreaming/underachieving, fluorescent lights, the difference between farther and further, mythological heavy metal songs, forties, wristbands, knowing about the comic book some movie is adapted from, not working, painful yet delicious whiskey (i.e. Old Grandad 114), freshly paved streets, boxing, fancy packaging, Japan esp. Shibuya, Harajuku, Kyoto, reminiscing to the years 1996-1997 and 1999-mid 2002, getting drunk and playing GTA (wishing it could be the first one or Carmageddon back at the Chicken Shack/Speakeasy in that cold winter of '98-99), sandwiches, worrying about trivial shit, fantasizing about bringing down the house on American Idol with a song by either Tony Bennet or Iron Maiden, and fine pairs of trousers.

I'd like to meet:

Robert LaSardo, Simon Pegg, Nick Frost, George Lucas (just so I could stop him from every monkeying with another film again).

Music:

APSYDIA, Big Black, Iron Maiden, Slipknot, Screamin' Jay Hawkins, The Cherry Coke$, Ricky Nelson, Buddy Holly, Little Richard, Johnny Ace, Jerry Lee Lewis, Elvis, Carl Perkins, The Drifters, The Platters, Ritchie Valens, Shep and the Limelites, Del Shannon, The Del Vikings, The Shangri-La's, Fela, Bodycount, Manowar, Nekromantix, Tiger Army, The Meteors, Josie Kruezer, Black Sabbath, Black Flag, Germs, Motorhead, Judas Priest, Love and Rockets, Joy Division, Karate, Megadeth, Young MC, Probot, Catholic Discipline, Accept, Krokus, Dio, The Bee Gees, Big Sandy, Cenobites, Ministry, X, Tri-lambs, Suga Free, Seespot, The Specials, Madness, The English Beat, The Bodysnatchers, Hepcat, Velvet Acid Christ, Sisters of Mercy, Xiu Xiu, Aphex Twin, Oingo Boingo, Depeche Mode, CKY, NIN, Snoop Dogg, Dr. Dre

Movies:

Hostel, Wild At Heart, The Killers, Death Wish 3, Invasion USA, Bloodsport, Breakfast Club, Fight Club, Trancers, Blade Runner, Aliens, Critters, Tremors, Starship Troopers, The Rocketeer, High School Confidential, High School Hellcats, The Principal, Big Trouble in Little China, Maniac Cop, Redneck Zombies, Cannibal Holocaust, Cannibal Ferox, Cannibal-The Musical, I Spit On Your Grave, Cabin Fever, Chopping Mall, Day the Earth Stood Still, Them, Dementia, Eight Legged Freaks, Freaks, Freaked, Cloak and Dagger, D.A.R.Y.L., This Gun For Hire, The Mummy's Hand, Busty Cops, Cheerleader Massacre, Sorority House Masacre, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Sleepaway Camp 2, Funhouse, Clownhouse, Killer Klowns From Outer Space, Office Space, Swingers, A League of Their Own, Shaun of the Dead, Return of the Jedi, The Empire Strikes Back, X-Men 2, Mallrats, Luau.
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Television:

Invader Zim, The Price is Right, Match Game p.m., Family Guy, Masters of the Universe, My Secret Identity, The New Adventures of Beans Baxter, Parker Lewis Can't Lose, Herman's Head, Drexel's Class, Silverhawks, Silver Spoons, Diff'rent Strokes, Mr. Belvedere, Small Wonder, M.A.S.K., Bravestar, She-Ra: Princess of Power, Shirt Tales, Tales From The Crypt, Freddy's Nightmares, Munsters, 21 Jump Street, C.O.P.S., Cops, Speed Racer, Cowboy Bebop, Sealab 2021, Conan O'Brien, TV Funhouse.
Which Family Guy character are you?
Stewie Griffin
You are an anarchist, a thespian, and you hate your family (especially your mom) as well as pickels. For Christmas, you want either a dead Lois or some plutonium. Also, you can do a lounge version of Rocket Man by Elton John.

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Books:

John Constantine:Hellblazer, Transmetropolitan, Kinetic, Sandman, Lucifer, Preacher, Punisher, Runaways, Elektra, Daredevil, Sin City, Wolverine, Fantastic Four (and just about any good comic book that was turned into a bad movie), Astonishing X-Men, Blue Monday, My Faith in Frankie, American Century, Battle Royale (manga), Worst, I Luv Halloween, G.I. Joe vs. Transformers, Last Christmas, Popbot, Ripe, Swank, Jug Fucklers.

Heroes:

Spider Jerusalem, John Constantine, John Candy, John Hughes, John Kapelos, The Rock, Marduk-Slayer of Timaat, Harry Goz, Bruce Lee, Brandon Lee, Stan Lee, Jack Kirby, Frank Miller, Mark Millar, Will Eisner, Bob Kane, Joe Quesada, Ed Brubaker, Alex Maleev, Brian Michael Bendis, Allan Moore, Brian K. Vaughn, Dave Gibbons, Jhonen Vasquez, Zim, Gir, Chyna Clugston Major, Bill Hicks, Andy Kaufman, Elvis, Christian Slater.