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Ian

Beard Growing Contest!!!!!

About Me

Hi. I'm Ian. How are you? I'm fine thanks. Watch the fuckin video, it is amazingly cool. These days I'm all about meeting people and chillin with em. As you get away from college you kinda start losing touch with friends so I'm down for new ones. I understand this should've gone in the "who I'd like to meet" section but look how long that fucker is already. So yeah. If you are cool hit me up no matter what. ..

My Interests

Going to the gym, One Straight National Championship for my Alma Mater, Getting some guys to help Kobe, Breathing Air, Getting our band fund back, Music, Asian Girls.

I'd like to meet:

O.K. Here's what I'm tired of. Flakes. I realize we all have our busy schedules but show up to shit. I've been slacking myself but I'm making a concious effort to go somewhere when someone invites me. And while I'm there I'm gonna have a good time. I'm tired of girls who put their "modeling" pictures up here. Don't add me to promote yourself cause I've got my own band to promote so we're basically cancelling each other out. Also is it a law that Asian Girls can only like hip hop? It seems like every Asian Girl has a bunch of hip hop people as the only music they listen to. I used to be a big Hip Hop fan back in high school and college but let's face it. It's basically the same song over and over. I used to "throw my hands in the air and wave them like I just didn't care" but now I care. I care a lot. Write a new God Damn song Hip Hop guys. No really I love Pac he was the best. And let's not forget the greatest song in the world "the Humpty Hump". Also if you're not reading this and just adding me because of my picture here, that's awesome cause now I put the recent one up and that's the kind of shallowness I can get behind, the kind that benefits me. Also if you are 15 and put you were 20 and I wasted my time looking at your profile please know that you are now cursed for all eternity. If you are a band don't add me unless you are better than my band, so if you're signed on Fat you might have a chance (not so fast Rise Against). If you're not you should learn something from my bands page. Also if your profile page breaks my computer because you loaded too much shit on there then I'm comming to your house with a bat to break your compuer. But I'm really not a dick, I'm just out to make a difference. If you took the time to read all this then you are cool and hit me up right now.Here's what I put the first time (I guess it mostly applies):My dream girl...who is...Hot, short (under 5'6), Asian/Islander, Skinny, large breasts(or willing to let me buy em), younger than me, great sense of humor, LOVES NOFX (possibly the hardest one to find), loves my band, loves me, uhhh is this too much to ask? I believe that there is one (and probably only one) girl out there who meets this description. If you are her hit me up cause we're getting married. I'd also like to meet Fat Mike(what will I say to him?) and anyone that likes good punk music, ex. Fat Wreck Chords (if you like Good Charollete go away). Oh I want to meet the losers from Good Charolit so I can smack them. P.S. even if you're not the dream girl hit me up, I'm cool.Amendment: Sorry I can't buy the breasts anymore since I spent all my money on the new Get Out(tm) album. Well maybe I can buy one...

Music:

NOFX, Get Out(tm) Me First and the Gimmie Gimmies, Reel Big Fish(not as much anymore cause they jacked our idea and their last album was embarrassing), No Use for a Name, Lagwagon, Mad Caddies, Tupac, Jazz, Streetlight Manifesto, The Descendants, RX Bandits (one song only), Strung Out, Less than Jake, Propaghandi, Digital Underground (the Humpty Dance), Pre 1993 Metallica, Operation Ivy, am I leaving off any bands from the Myspace CD? Good, Alan Smithee, Dave Matthews, Flogging Molly, First two Rage albums, DMX, Kenny Garrett, Miles Davis, Rancid, Mark Whitfield, Frenzal Rhomb, Pat Metheny (not the gay stuff), The Beatles, J.S. Bach, John Coltrane, NOFX. To hear the second greatest punk band ever go to www.myspace.com/getouttm.

Movies:

Movies I like: Borat (High five!), The Three Amigos!, Clerks, Lord of the Rings, Jackass, Dodgeball, Anchorman, Austin Powers, Saw (untill I thought about it and then it made no sense), The Italian Job, Pornos (hehe), Batman Begins, Good Fellas. Movies that suck: Cabin Boy, The Ring 2, Johnson Family Vacation, Fat Albert, How High, Dude where's my car, XXX, soft core pornos. Movies starring Martin Lawrence: Black Night, Bad Boys, Big Momma's House, and comming soon...Big Momma's House 2 (Mo' Mommas Mo' Problems).

Television:

College Football, ESPN, Simpsons, South Park, Family Guy, Seinfeld,ENTOURAGE, Extras, Bill Maher, Lakers of course, The Office. Anything NOT on MTV (the antichrist), I watch a lot of TV it's pretty sad, but you know what I hate? Those people who tell me "I don't watch TV" like they're better than me. I may watch a lot of TV but I'm still very smrt.

Books:

YOUTH IN REVOLT by C.D. Payne READ THAT BOOK PEOPLE, New Rules, Stupid White Men, Lord of the Rings, Dude where's my country?, The Shinig, The Da Vinci Code, Digital Fortess, Deception Point, Angels and Demons, various other nerd books.

Heroes:

Mike Burkett, El Hefe, Erik Sandin, Eric Melvin, Lucy Thai, Bill Maher,Kobe, Michael Moore, Leinert.