someone needs an attitude adjustment

About Me

i have to go to the bathroom. and apparently, i have a bad attitude that needs serious adjusting. and this:

My Interests

i am interested in fun. i am NOT interested in un-fun.

I'd like to meet:

someone who can give me an attitude adjustment.

Music:

jesus & mary chain. brmc. the stone roses. pulp. skinny puppy. the libertines. spiritualized. brian jonestown massacre. the black angels. ima robot. manic street preachers. rolling stones. beirut. the charlatans. interpol. blur. placebo. the warlocks. ride. black heart procession. nick cave & the bad seeds. the kills. fad gadget. the honorary title. the coasters. wolf parade. joy division. mamas & the papas. the standells. lords of the new church. decemberists. the byrds. the village green.

Movies:

eagle vs. shark---the BEST!!! do yourself a favor and watch it.

Television:

nip/tuck, dexter, america's next top model, anything on the food network. masterpiece theatre, little britian, the young ones, blah blah blah. and i've recently discovered that i am addicted to wifeswap & the supernanny. so yes-i guess this means that i am retarded.

Books:

true crime novels, trashy Jackie Collins novels, art books, cookbooks, forensics textbooks,...dirty joke books,...band biographies, J.D. Salinger,....Bret Easton Ellis,...Juggling For Dummies,

Heroes:

mom, dad and yoda.

My Blog

I don't get it.

How come, when you're riding on an elevator, the person that gets on after you goes and presses the same floor that you have CLEARLY already pressed? The button is already lit and they stare at it for...
Posted by someone needs an attitude adjustment on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 09:05:00 PST

HMMMMMM-Interesting.

did you know that, according to Outlook Express E-Mail spell-check, the word "rad" doesn't exist???
Posted by someone needs an attitude adjustment on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 01:43:00 PST

JEALOUS??

I am going to see The Sisters Of Mercy tonight!!! I can't fucking wait!!
Posted by someone needs an attitude adjustment on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 02:00:00 PST

WHAT'S GROSSER THAN GROSS???

people are weird. and they do the GROSSEST things EVERYDAY. especially when they think that no one is watching. i add to this list every time i think of something new. feel free to do the same. 1. boo...
Posted by someone needs an attitude adjustment on Thu, 19 Jan 2006 02:55:00 PST

The Letter

Dear So and So, Here are the proceeds from the sale. Don't be suspicious. Hope your grandmother is well. Feed the birds in the park at 4pm mountain time. Don't wash your fingernails fir...
Posted by someone needs an attitude adjustment on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST