Mr Chair

Yes I am Mr Chair, First name Ruubert, yes thats me. I am a model for dfs the sofa company and my bestest friend in the whole wide world is the one and only martin kemp (kempy) from spandau ballet and eastenders. Every now and again we hav sex with eachother and I get to touch his willy, I like it when its erect. In my spare time I like to plant things yes I do. I also like to colour things in... yes. There's some hot shit about to go down in this motherfucker, so lets do it. Mr Chair and the motherfuckin Stopfordians are gonna start some shit. I'm a hard workin chair who likes to work hard and play hard, very hard, so if you see me on a night out stay away coz I'm a right animal on my night off. First of all, I'm a gangsta and don't take no shit from nobody, I love ho's and they love me. I like to hav sexy women sit on my face and sneak out a few sly farts that they think nobody knows about, but I'm there reapin the benefits of there gases. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, just breathe it in bitch, breathe it in, aahhhhh beautiful. well thats about it really. oh yeah, John n Marty are the best. I love you guys, hommies for life.