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Mr. Krazy Kat

Are you adequately prepared to ROCK?!?

About Me



I'm a sassy orange bitch, and I hate fish. Your mom loves me, and I love to sniff her butthole. TTYL.

My Interests

I'm interested in flinging cat litter around, playing with red laser lights, and sleeping.

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet the orange cats of days gone by... and your mom! Oh wait, I met her last night. Tell her I said hi.

Music:

I like pussy. YEAH I SAID IT.

Television:


All About Me!!!
Name: Mr. Krazy Kat, aka Krazy, Mr. Kat, the Boss
Date of Birth: Sometime in December, 2-3 years ago
Place of Birth: Concord, CA
Where you live now: Sacramento, CA
Type of animal: Pussy Cat
Breed: O.K.B. (Orange Kitty Bastard)
Favorite Toy: Scratching board
Favorite Store: Kiss N Tell, you know what I'm talking about ladies.
Favorite Brand of Food: Safeway brand cat chow
Favorite Color: Orange
In the past month have you been to a pet supply store such as petco...ect: No, they can't lasso me quick enough to put me on a leash for that pussy ass store
In the past month have you been to the vet: Hell no
Dogs Only
Collar or Harness:
Retractable Leash or Regular Leash:
Wet Food or Dry Food Hey I can still answer this you racist prick. I prefer dry.
Ceramic Bowl, Metal Bowl or Plastic Bowl: Plastic, thank you.
Do you sleep in a crate: F No. On the chair pictured in my gallery
Rawhides or squeaky toys:
Everyone
How many toys do you have: A few
Do you like to swim: Not my fave. activity
Do you chase bugs outside: I do
Do you like fluffy blankets to sleep on: Oh yes! And heated blankies too!
Favorite Treats: Your momma's sweet ass

Heroes:

Your mom.

My Blog

Once was lost, but now I'm found..

Well ladies and gents.. I ran away december 27th. I took a vacation, climbed some trees, met some ladies, ate some red berries. Anywho, I'm back now. I decided indoor life is the life for me. Fee...
Posted by Mr. Krazy Kat on Sat, 21 Jan 2006 03:01:00 PST

My first blog

Oh my god i've never done this before. It doesn't hurt like I would've thought. Meeow. Any ladies that need some lovin, gimme a call. ...
Posted by Mr. Krazy Kat on Sat, 26 Nov 2005 01:03:00 PST