About Me
You might catch me looking in the mirror with a tiara on, but I’ll deny it. I think somewhere in the past few years I’ve become a little shallow and maybe a little pretentious, but I’d like to think I’m wrong. I haven’t quite “made†it yet but I’m headed in that direction, at least now it includes health insurance. In the most obscure moment a little white lie may slip out, I have no idea why. I have this idea of relationships, that it wont be difficult when it’s right. I think if it happens I’d be ready for another. Weddings make me incredibly sentimental, But I love a party. Greg told me I was “sick†because I had a few tears. I have a new admiration for dresses. I tell the corniest jokes, but only when you set yourself up for it, they make me laugh. Here goes, I’m not a: Topanga, an Olsen twin, Amy smart, Kelly Clarkson, or a Fergie. I just don’t see the resemblance. It’s hysterical and we get a good laugh. For a brief moment I thought I had a fear of commitment, turns out I was wrong, just haven’t met the right person. I like having fun, but love stupid fun. I get these ideas to drive down one-way roads in reverse to see where the street started. I throw things and plot against the people I love, it makes life more entertaining, and it’s all in good fun. I like randomly yelling inappropriate things in the car and out the window, or anytime really. I curse like a trucker, when I drink too much. I’m working on toning it down, but who am I kidding. I love hummus a lot. I want to plan a “ski†trip for the winter, maybe ill follow through. I find joy in throwing things at the people and cars of those I love. Its funny. Sometimes ill hide in the shower to try and scare the crap out of you. Hasn’t worked yet I start giggling, usually cause Greg’s next to me. I find that being ridiculous is the best way to live. Tomatoes splat against cars really well. Eggs make a nice thump when you throw them. When it rains, go outside and walk around. I like being ridiculous and hanging near those who are too. I can be “appropriate†when necessary. Sometimes I play dress up. Ninjas, power rangers or whatever I find in my apartment. I will have a conversation just about almost anything. I had to add "just about" as a disclaimer! I’m learning to make light of any situation I find myself in. I get sudden urges to kick the back of peoples knees, not to harm them just for a reaction. Sometimes insomnia is fun, and sometimes you'll want to walk far away from me.
I love fried chicken and crunchy cheetos, but not together. I love burritos even more. Reese's pieces are my favorite candy, really I love peanut butter. I'll never be able to pretend I'm something I'm not, you'll see right through it. I'm convinced if your lost just keep driving straight, It works. I don't like "everything happens for a reason". I hate it. No it doesn't, sometimes shit just happens. I want to learn to surf one day. I just don't want to a shark to take a limb. Okay so if a shark actually attacked me and amputated a leg or arm or I had just a few chunks of skin missing, please explain to me then that "everything happens for a reason." leave out the, at least your alive speech. Im frickin mangled. It happened because Jaws was effin hungry and decided I looked really frickin tasty. Now all I'm left with is a wooden leg, and lots of therapy. Did I mention, I love the beach. I like Roulette, strangers and being blamed for your bad luck. I spend A LOT more after drinking Gin and tonics. The waitress was surprised, "You sure you dont want a malibu bay breeze or something". Yes Im sure GIN/TONIC. Weird. Is that not a "girl" drink. Bring em' sucker.
i can be stubborn, sometimes a brat and a little sarcastic. I look for love in all the wrong places. I love a good laugh...My life is really quite simple.im silly
I crack myself up
I think he's Adorable
I love art
be creative
i drink too much coffee
SO.BORED.WITH
"myself"
Hi,Im Jessica
Im loud,sweet and pretty fucking amazing. Im a rockstar but im not famous, Im a perfectionist but im not perfect, and I've had my heartbroken.
I talk a lot and then a lot more, I love my friends, they make life just that much more charming*.Don't take everything seriously.Sarcasm is a beautiful thing.
my alter ego
I'm told im weird
I talk to myself
I make weird faces to confuse people
I wanna dread my hair
On Friday 13th i Got a fortune cookie with NO fortune
laughing is most important
i love my ipod
blue and gray are good colors
love coconut iced coffee
i love surprises
I like blowing bubbles
I wish upon stars
I talk to the moon
Love Taco salad
I have no middle name
I LOVE the beach
I hate drama
I dont Know
I dont like bugs
chocolate chip mint ice cream (the green one)
My eyes change colors
I love simple things
little green men with antennas
nights at the park
Snowflakes
sometimes I regress
Im a wise ass
A few random things i felt i should share
my mom doesnt really like hitler, i just didnt understand the game::smile::, and my cell is a real trooper its been through a lot. Sometimes i sleep with my scarf on, just because. I love to wear flip flops, but not sneakers all that often.
And so it goes... I dont like licking envelopes, but sometimes i have to. I had 3 minutes of being really full of myself. Yes sometimes i use "big" words, why does that shock you:: Sometimes im the only one that doesnt get it, im okay with that.
