RPGMaster a.k.a. Lu Yao Shen

HEADLINES (con.)
1) It ain't easy being THIS fucked-up but BUT SOMEONE'S gotta do it.
2) The examined life is worth living only if one commit suicide.
3) SIGH JUST SHOOT ME!!
4) If you lived the life that I lived, then you'd have to believe in reincarnation.
5) It's a business doing pleasure with you, ROFL!!
6) I'd rather be broke than be in debt, ROFL!! = ) Actually, ROFL is ALWAYS implied, ROFL!!
7) HHHHMMMMMMMMMM..........HOW CAN I AMUSE YOU TODAY? Why do they lock the restroom at the gas station? Is it to keep people from cleaning it? ROFL!!
Hi, my name is Brian. I do nothing at my family-owned business all day long, but I'd rather work than waste away my life. I don't like to do homework, but I do it anyway to make my future wife, Kaila Yu, happy. I dislike the Lakers a lot. Also, I get lost easily and blame it on the Pacific Ocean being in the way. I am an expert at writing endless crap, but writing something shorter is a bigger challenge for me. The end...
Brian --
[noun]:
A beat poet working the streets
'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com
B Boisterous
R Rare
I Ideal
A Awkward
N Normal
L Legendary
U Unusual
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Welcome to my family-owned business, Lite Source, Inc. Since 1983 BABEE!!
Go to: www.lite-source.net. CHEERS!!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Brian
Birthday: 4/25/80
Birthplace: Taipei, Taiwan
Current Location: Diamond Bar, CA
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black
Height: 5'11"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Left-Handed
Your Heritage: 100% CHINK!!
The Shoes You Wore Today: Cherokee
Your Weakness: Too many
Your Fears: Snakes
Your Perfect Pizza: Meat Lovers!!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To become NON-EXISTENT
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I dunno
Thoughts First Waking Up: When will I wake up into my real life?
Your Best Physical Feature: I'm best at being UGLY!!
Your Bedtime: Whenever
Your Most Missed Memory: The day before I was born
Pepsi or Coke: Neither
MacDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds AND Burger King
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Both
Chocolate or Vanilla: Both
Cappuccino or Coffee: Depends on the time
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: !@#^&......THERE!!
Do you Sing: No way
Do you Shower Daily: Of course
Have you Been in Love: LOVE = Lustful Obsessive in-Vain Emotion
Do you want to go to College: Been there, failed that
Do you want to get Married: No
Do you belive in yourself: HELL NO!!
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: WTF? NO!!
Are you a Health Freak: No
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: No
Do you play an Instrument: Nay
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Nil
In the past month have you Smoked: Negative
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nein
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Nah
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Pretty close
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: YEA!!
In the past month have you been on Stage: WHAT? NO!!
In the past month have you been Dumped: N/A
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: FUCK NO!!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nothing of value, so no. J/K
Ever been Drunk: Who hasn't?
Ever been called a Tease: No
Ever been Beaten up: Emotionally? ALL THE TIME!!
Ever Shoplifted: Nah
How do you want to Die: In my sleep
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I'm already grown-up, and I'm a NOBODY
What country would you most like to Visit: Ibiza, Spain
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: I don't care
Favourite Hair Color: Does it matter?
Short or Long Hair: Depends
Height: a few inches shorter than me
Weight: No more than 130 lbs
Best Clothing Style: Don't know, don't care
Number of Drugs I have taken: None
Number of CDs I own: Not that many
Number of Piercings: None
Number of Tattoos: None
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Everything
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