elyse the awesomest super hero ever

About Me

The fight for liberty never stays won.

i am the coolest person ever! What if a 500 mile wide asteroid plunged into the ocean?

My Interests

being married has made me lame.... my interests include my dogs and poker... but never combined.... and i talk lots to my friend kelly knight in england... i do a bit of singing here and there... i want to learn french this summer... and i love to travel.

I'd like to meet:

David Duchovny

Movies:

Garden State, Lost Skeleton of Cadavera ( a MUST see!!!), Pulp Fiction, As Good as it Gets, American Pie, Waiting for Guffman, American Movie, 13 Conversations about One Thing, The Dinner Game (one of the funniest movies i think i've ever seen)

Television:

Scrubs, The Shield, The Sopranos, Law & Orders, Family Guy, Simpsons, Rescue Me.... and I watch CNN alot... and I don't know why... because every time I watch it, I find myself becoming stupider.

Heroes:

Kelly Knight and Doug Jenen

My Blog

blogthing says

maybe i could be a vegetarian... you know, perhaps... i sort of thought that after going three years without meat and diligently reading every food label of every item that i buy at the grocery store,...
Posted by elyse the awesomest super hero ever on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 08:45:00 PST

no atheists in foxholes... if by "foxhole" you mean "prison".

Atheists Supply Less Than 1% Of Prison Populations------------------------------------------------- - It's suprising how many people say to me, "You're an Atheist? You musthave no conscience about c...
Posted by elyse the awesomest super hero ever on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 07:43:00 PST

Its apostrophe

this my second grammer primer. part one is here.please print this blog entry 100 times and put it on the windshield of every car parked at your local supermarket.It's = It isIts = belongs to itE...
Posted by elyse the awesomest super hero ever on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 04:12:00 PST

today is so sad (how sad is it?)

today is so sad that when i found out brett somers died, i had to ( blank ).good bye, brett. and thanks for the laughs....
Posted by elyse the awesomest super hero ever on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 08:03:00 PST

mom of the year

is it wrong that my dinner tonight was slim-fast and vodka? (not combined... that would most certainly be wrong)
Posted by elyse the awesomest super hero ever on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 09:38:00 PST

totally indulgent video of my baby

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Posted by elyse the awesomest super hero ever on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 05:10:00 PST

completely effing bored

..t-->Your Score../t-->: Hand-Raiser You are 71% Rational, 57% Extroverted, 14% Brutal, and 14% Arrogant. &nbs...
Posted by elyse the awesomest super hero ever on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 05:16:00 PST

Elements - just a "theory"

Posted by elyse the awesomest super hero ever on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 10:18:00 PST

anticipation

in three weeks i'll be a MILF
Posted by elyse the awesomest super hero ever on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 11:30:00 PST

Jesus, on peace

Posted by elyse the awesomest super hero ever on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 02:02:00 PST