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Lewis

WHO THE FUCK IS LEWIS SWIRES

About Me

You alright slags, its Lewis... thats enough about that...Take the quiz:
Which member of the Libertines are you?

Peter Doherty
out there, shambolic, and a real comedian! you have a poetic heart of gold but sometimes comes across as being insane! but that's cos' you a genius :)
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||||||| 86%
Stability |||||||||||||||| 70%
Orderliness |||| 20%
Accommodation |||||||||||||| 56%
Interdependence |||||||||||| 50%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||| 63%
Mystical |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Materialism |||||||||||||| 56%
Narcissism |||||||||||||| 56%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Work ethic |||||||||| 36%
Self absorbed |||||||||||||| 56%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||| 50%
Need to dominate |||||| 23%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Avoidant |||||||||| 36%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||| 70%
Wealth |||||||||| 36%
Dependency |||||||||||||| 56%
Change averse |||||| 30%
Cautiousness || 10%
Individuality |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||| 70%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||| 70%
Physical security |||||||||||||||| 63%
Physical Fitness |||||| 30%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||| 70%
Paranoia |||||||||||||| 56%
Vanity |||||| 23%
Hypersensitivity |||||| 23%
Female cliche |||||||||||||||| 63% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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My Interests

Writing music, being in love :), playing and going to gigs, music, poetry, literature, rock and roll debauchery in every shape and form!
You're a Wild Drunk
You can get enough drink. Seriously, you'll just go puke and start pounding them back again! What Kind of Drunk Are You?

I'd like to meet:

Any one who has time for me, but i have my handful of people that i feel i can trust, and of course you know who you are. Also no people who are going to be fake, there are too many people such as those already.

Music:

Arctic Monkeys, Adam and the ants, A perfect circle, Accacia, Aphex Twin, Blood Red shoes, BABYSHAMBLES, be your own pet, blur, Beatles, Beastie Boys, Carl Barat, Coheed and Cambria, THE CLASH, THE CRANBERRIES, Chevron, cajun dance party, DIRTY PRETTY THINGS, David Bowie, Distillers, Dolls House, Deftones, Elvis, Fratellis, Feeder, Frank Sinatra, Good Shoes, Green Day, Goo goo Dolls, The gossip, Incubis, INSPITE OF FAITH, JAMIE T, Johnny Cash, JOE STRUMMER, Klaxons, The kooks, The Kinks, Kings of Leon, Killers (now and again), THE LIBERTINES, THE LOVABLE ROGUES, Mutiny on the buses, muse, MADNESS, the music, MOULDY PEACHES, the maccabees, OASIS, the pipettes, PETER DOHERTY, Pulp, The police, Queen, QUEENS OF THE STONE AGE, QUEEN ADREENA, RETRO COMBAT SOUNDS, ROLLING STONES, Richard ashcroft, THE RAMONES, ROBBIE WILLIAMS, Sting, STONE ROSES, SEX PISTOLS, Talking Heads, Text book answer, Undertones, the verve, xerox teens, the yetti, led zepplin, Music Video Codes - Lyrics - Myspace Layouts

Movies:

Party Monster, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Star Wars, Leon, Rainman, Lethal Weapon, A clockwork orange, Any Zombie Film, Elephant, Death becomes her, Dumb and Dumber, Dont be a menace to south central whilst drinking juice in the hood, Scary movie 2, House on haunted hill, Alien, Preaditor, The hills have eyes, Full metal Jacket, Saving private ryan, Scarface, Godfather, Goodfellas, Silence of the lambs, House of Wax, Platoon, Cruel intentions, fear and loathing in las vegas, withnail and i, one flew over the cookoos nest, let him have it, Pulp Fiction, The Breakfast Club

Television:

That 70's show, sugar rush, big brother, the simpsons, max and paddy, the league of gentlemen, monkey dust, top gear, kerrang, two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, american chopper, harry enfield and chums, the fast show, never mind the buzzcocks, shooting stars, futurama, american dad, family guy

Books:

long hard road out of hell, a boy called it, the bible, scar tissue, Bizzare, Fangoria, sugar rush, fear and loathing in las vegas, alice in wonderland, preacher, pete doherty - on the edge

Heroes:

Grandad

My Blog

guitar

right i need a guitarist who is willing to get outta there face after gigs! end of thingy
Posted by Lewis on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 06:15:00 PST

britannia

old britannia then, what a dreary, snotty nosed, cunt of a sight, where only dreams of arcadia, and shambles at night.   Can save you from the hoods and the weather, nobody can see you, there all...
Posted by Lewis on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 12:45:00 PST

william

the man, with shake in hand, beer can, unkept, grubby and, all aged before time intended.   He doesnt know, or want to know as i have been told, about life in it's, ins and outs, ups and downs, a...
Posted by Lewis on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 12:41:00 PST

my friends (or so they call them)

struck in the middle feeling so secluded, that , with one fell swoop, i could ruin all of you and expose, lies, tretchory, sodomy, and of course adultry, but i bite my tounge for another week, waitin...
Posted by Lewis on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 06:53:00 PST

who would have thought

who would have thought, that that child with his blonde hair and his row of pearly teeth and smiles, would one day grow to be a man, or so is said, his life went under, and the rules he'd one day bree...
Posted by Lewis on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 06:48:00 PST

the lottery ticket extravaganza

i know its wrong to say, at least subconciously believe that, if i take some more of this shit, the pain will go away.   like an expensive style of painkiller, the upper becomes a down, more you ...
Posted by Lewis on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 06:40:00 PST

the girl from the water

so as she came, as if from the sea, or the chemical imbalance,  as it will now be referred to, i wondered to my self, how can such beatuy live, undetected, almost rejected by society, and as the...
Posted by Lewis on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 12:26:00 PST

signing on

as you approach the automatic doors, nervous in disposition and, as the stench of hopelessness and alcohol hits, your mind goes blank and all the words thought so carefully, escape your mind as your ...
Posted by Lewis on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 02:43:00 PST

22 grand job, in the city its alright

i quit my job for loads of reasons, pay, abuse, travel, colleages etc... and am now working with me old man so i should have a bit more cash in my pocket from now on so hey... love to you all lewisio...
Posted by Lewis on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 01:26:00 PST

who the fuck is lewis swires

so, as many people who think they know me, well here is my life... pointless i know, but im bored and want to kill some time! My name as you can guess is Lewis, or Pam or more recently lucy lou or lew...
Posted by Lewis on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 11:39:00 PST