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Lewis{Toy Soldier}

'I like boats..they go places'

About Me

Ok firstly...im sayin/typin this when im pissed, which is 2 b honest the only time i'll say it. Seriously, im absolutely sick of gettin messages sayin shit like "oh ur hot but ur blatently up yourself"..im sorry but do you wana fuck off?do u actually know me 2 say that?...er...computer says NO! So do not judge me by my pictures, so what? im posing in my pictures..an what exactly? it is my profile?im supposed 2 have pics of me yeh?..stop bein so god damn rude coz u couldnt b more wrong.
My names Lewis an i live in Stockport/ Manchester. Kinda lost for what to put here to be honest. Im currently studyin from home to be a personal trainer which is awesome, hard work though but its defo gona pay off in the long run. Go to the gym about 5/6 times a week and swimming aswell, may aswell make the most it eh! Me as a person, my biggest downfall would b trusting people and wanting 2 please people. Sounds silly i know, but i always used 2 do anything 2 make people happy coz i jus wanted 2 keep a smile on there face coz i hate people bein low, buuuuuut in the end, i always get hurt. So now i just trust no1 and spend all my time on my own. Its abit depressing like but that way ya cant get hurt can ya :) thats my logic anyway lol anyways, cant arsed writin anythin else on here, theres a few more things below if u fancy a thrilling sunday afternoon read lol oh and er, not 2 sound harsh or owt, but dont try an add me if ur a guy an u look like you've jus stepped out a kylie minogue concert. Jus bein honest 2 save u time :)
THINGS THAT PISS ME OFF
-Mincing queens(if thats you then i suggest u stop right there lol)
-People that smash the weights down on the stacks in the gym!
-People that block u on MSN for noooo apparent reason..whats with that? atleast say why first. LOSERS
- The majority of gay men
-Butch lesbians,whats the point? Lesbians= women liking women..not some big masculine thing
-People that try to be all phylosophical on there profiles when there clearly just trying 2 sound all clever coz they think it impresses people...it really doesnt so stop
-Having no money
-MADONNA, i cant stand that woman! She thinks shes all that an a bag of chips when shes really not, releasing a new single for Live Earth isit? with all the proceeds going to charity? and what charity would that be...is it the 'Im gonna buy another baby' charity?yeh thought so
-Bono, What a wanker! Again like Madonna, thinks hes allll that, promoting peace blah blah blah. I mean, that 'Red' campaign he started with all proceeds going to charity, it cost something like £300 million to set up and promote etc..an it made like..£18 milllion,pretty pointless dont u think?y didnt they jus give that money 2 charity instead of gloryfying themselves..all he cares about is promoting himself.such a loser
-Not bein able to see my best mates
-Friends that say they'll txt you or be in touch or whatever...then just dont, wheres the bother in sending one text eh?
-People that follow a crowd coz they think its 'cool'
- Skanky little pregnant 12 year olds at the back of buses playing wigan pier on there phones
-Mariah Carey...the vilest woman of them all..old music= good, new music an her person in general= god no
-Little 'moshers' or whatever that think there allll different...when there the same as every1 else
- People that leave 'random' comments sayin stuff like "haha badgers with spoons..oh sorry i dont know y i said that" on peoples comments..not funny and never will be
-People having full blown heart 2 hearts through comments on myspace, pick up a phone and dial dammit. stop attention seeking
- The whole 'gay pride' bollocks..is there a 'straight pride'..er..no. I remember last year at Manchester Mardi Gras,which admittidly is an awesome weekend, they had this huge stage an there was sum screaming queen gettin all the crowd of yet more screaming queens 2 shout somethin like "im proud 2 b gay!" an its all u could bloody hear. I was jus thinkin oh my god how LAME can u get. I really dont get it 2 b honest
-On myspace when people put pics up with captions like "eugh im so ugly and fat"..yes u probably are but if u really thought that then u wouldnt put it up, again, stop attention seeking
-Little queens that describe themselves as 'Glamour'..the Oscars are glamour, Paris Hilton is glamour..some1 wearing clothes from H&M with glass studs in there ears and scarves on in the summertime is most certainly not glamour. HAVE A WORD WITH YOURSELF!
-When your in a club an you see people walking round with sunglasses on..seriously..WHAT ARE YOU DOING!
-Queens that have the whole of Boots' cosmetics section plastered all over there faces for a night out..
THINGS THAT PUT A DAMN BIG SMILE ON MY FACE!
-Seein my sister from another mista! ye olde davina divine haha..and the Jamrag of course aka Jam-edd
- Seein all my mates in general..but especially them
Seein mates i aint seen 4 ages..Rachel pops 2 mind..dont leave it so long next time biatch!
When i can pay for somethin without havin 2 worry about how much money i got left lol
-Goin the gym :-D
-Swimming
-The thought of how successful i hope and think my future will be
-Seein my mum
When ive jus left the gym an i feel all pumped an refreshed :)
-The first time u kiss someone
-When u look in the mirror an feel really good about yourself
-Countin down the days to somethin really good
-The thought of Britneys comeback..YAYAYAYAY!
-Paris Hilton..enough said
I know theres more things that piss me off than make me happy...but whatever eh lol
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My Interests

Most of my time is spent at the gym, swimming an doin my personal trainer coursework lol excitin stuff. Im gona take up rollerblading an boxing aswell..and kickboxing

I'd like to meet:

not really bothered 2 b honest...but dont just make a friend request without talkin 2 me, an i mean a proper message, not 1 just saying 'hi' or 'ur hot, wana b my friend'...no no no. Altho...actually..if im gona b honest, if i dont find u remotely attractive or u live somewhere thats pointless 2 me like, in the amazon or somethin, then i wouldnt bother lol apparently honesty gets u a long way so im jus gona give it a try lol

Music:

My god the list is endless....Britney Spears(as u can tell, i love her lol), Jessica Simpson, DanityKane,Michael/Janet Jackson, Wigan Pier, Niche, Maximes, Svouse House, Pleasure Rooms, Paris Hilton, Nelly Furtado, Black Eyed Peas, Alicia Keys, Aaliyah, Andy Whitby, Lisa Lashes, Anne Savage, Tidy Boys, All Saints, Pussycat Dolls, 3LW, Ashlee Simpson, Lindsay Lohan, Hilary Duff, Cassie, Ciara, Rihanna, Pink, Mel C, Justin Timberlake, JoJo, Girls Aloud, Fergie, Rihanna Destinys Child, most hardhouse and really filthy electro music..anythin but rock really..i hate trance aswell.eugh

Movies:

Bring It On,Mean Girls, Clueless, John Tucker Must Die, MEAN GIRLS, Bring It On, I Know Who Killed Me, Clueless, House Of Wax, Disturbia, 10 things I Hate About You, Shes All That, Scream 1-2-3, I Know What You Did Last Summer, Girl Interrupted, Romy and Michelles High School Reunion, Power Rangers: The Movie, Drop Dead Fred, Memoirs Of A Geisha, Spiceworld: The Movie, The Da Vinci Code :p

Television:

the usual....Eastenders, Corrie, Hollyoaks, BB, Emmerdale,Americas Top model is awesome, Loose Women cracks me up, so so funny,erm..CSI, Ugly Betty, Desperate Housewives an pretty much all the other programs that every gay man seems 2 put here lol

Books:

loads of fitness 1s...

Heroes:

all my mates an my family..so cliched but tis true :)

My Blog

My life at the mo

Well hmmm..where do i start. As you may or may not know, ive had the shittest 2 years EVER, for various reasons. But now, things seem to be getting better, i found I got a job FINALLY and I passed the...
Posted by Lewis{Toy Soldier} on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 02:20:00 PST

fucking bitchy queens!

I actually hate u with a passion, certain people have been slaggin me off to people an its like, whats the fucking point,really.  Its just plain nasty an hurtful. U FUCKING LOSERS GET A LIFE...
Posted by Lewis{Toy Soldier} on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 08:37:00 PST

Serendipity(the movie)

Just watched it now and its one of the best films ive seen in a long time. Although it is rather sickening at how lovey dovey an stuff it is. I love it though. Its so sweet an perfect an stuff. Pretty...
Posted by Lewis{Toy Soldier} on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 03:28:00 PST

awwww...

Dont u jus love it when the suns out(finally) an u got 1 of those songs on that jus makes u feel ded happy an stuff. I think its the first time this bloody summer this has happened lol u watch now tho...
Posted by Lewis{Toy Soldier} on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 06:01:00 PST

My good pal Jeremy Kyle...

Ok so im in the gym on the cross trainer watchin Jeremy Kyle as u do, and YET AGAIN its about some hideous chavvy 16 year old thats got knocked up by some 20 year old an they dont know who the father ...
Posted by Lewis{Toy Soldier} on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 03:59:00 PST

open relationships my fat black ass

Im sorry but there is NO SUCH THING as an open relationship. Ive just been in a forum discussing it with some idiotic gayboys an there all for them. Im like, there is no such thing,  its jus a le...
Posted by Lewis{Toy Soldier} on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 04:17:00 PST

Britney

Despite all the bollocks they write about her in the paper, i still love her ...
Posted by Lewis{Toy Soldier} on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 04:33:00 PST

loser in essential...

So im in Essential on saturday casually chattin away 2 a mate in the toilets while i wait 4 my mate 2 come out, an im leanin against an open cubicle door, next thing i know, the door comes closin...
Posted by Lewis{Toy Soldier} on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 09:47:00 PST

Oh for gods sake..Britain is pathetic

Was jus watchin the news now, an they had a story about a girl thats not allowed 2 wear a ring on her finger 2 show her Christian faith. I mean, im not a religious person myself, far from it, but Musl...
Posted by Lewis{Toy Soldier} on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 10:39:00 PST

Aaliyah....

Was jus scannin through my CD collection as you do, an came across Aaliyahs last album 'Aaliyah' an shoved it in my pc an realised what an awesome album it is. When i bought it, i think i bought it co...
Posted by Lewis{Toy Soldier} on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 07:57:00 PST