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Marcus

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me


I woke up this morning,
with a splitting banging headache
I was in the middle of the dancefloor
All eyes on me
One hand on the bottle
One hand on the grOOve
Yer im a poser? Is there a problem? My pics make urs luk like shit!!
Dont like me? Dont lick my hole piece then!
I know how too handle my ale, i just like not too!
BITCH ABOUT ME AS MUCH AS U WANT! I dont give a shit! No publicity is bad publicity :)
Finished my AS's at Hilbre! Goin 2 LCC next year to do an ICT course wooo! LONG HOT SUMMER 4 ME!
I like spendin time with my mates but i love nothin more than to spend time on my own or with a loved one. Got myself a fella, hes a nice lad!
I live in Hoylake, on the Wirral, just outside Liverpool. Nice house by the beach.
TANOREXIC
Check out my pics, if you like wat u c, add me n comment me mother fucker :)
I Hate:
Burp
People ignorin me...gets rite on my fuckin tits
Grosky lil biyatchs that have too much 2 say
Narrow Minds
Morbidly obese people squeezin past ya
Mother when shes on a power trip
People with bigger egos than needed, not like me of course
Sunday mornins
Not havin money n fuck all 2 do :(
Scallies that think there 10 times bigger than they are
I Love:
My Bitches
Gettin off my kite
ORANGE
Dress up
MONEY
Catherine Tate
MY SCROT PIERCING
Slaggin ppl i dont like off!!!
Posin
BOYS:P
Garlands Bright Images
Mean Girls
ROSE WINE
My lipss
FUNKYHOUSEELEKTRO

My Interests

Trampolining
Socialising
Mongin out
Laugin
GBAR (OBSESSION)

I'd like to meet:

Mr Right
Alicia Silverstone
Beth Ditto
Micheal Jackson
Christina Aguilera
Natalie Casey
Kanye West
Mariah Carey
Regina George

Music:

Dizzee Rascal
Daft Punk
Paramore
Amy Winehouse
Britney Spears
Dave Spoon
David Guetta
Girls Aloud
Claude Vonstroke
Alicia Keys
Phil Collins
Trey Songz
The Hoosiers
Luciana
Robyn
Ryan Leslie
Just Jack
Ida Coor
Fedde Le Grand
Fragma
Shapeshifters
Freemasons
Micha Moor
Robbie Rivera
Jim Jones
Plan B
Liam Irwin
Ray J
P!ATD
Wiley
Lloyd
Adele
Hadouken
Avant
Paolo Nutini

Movies:

MEAN GIRLS
Speed
Party Monster
Clueless
Monster In Law
Firday
Transformers
Labyrinth
Too Wong Foo
Die Hard 4.0
Bring It On
Bring It On Again
Bring It On All or Nothin
Bring It On In It To Win It
Silence Of The Lambs
Hannibal
Hostel
The Guardian
Wrong Turn
Step Up
Bad Santa
People Under The Stairs
Deja Vu
Love Dont Cost A Thing
Glitter
28 Days
Bride Of Chucky
Transformers
Big Fat Liar

Television:

Two Pints Of Lager, And A Packet Of Crisps
Touch Me, Im Karen Taylor
The Simple Life
Desperate Housewives
Cribs
Big Brother
Skins
Friends
Miss Match
Hollyoaks
Catherine Tate
Made
The Friday Night Project

Books:

Not A big book reader, but i did love reading the dave pelzer saga. "A Child Called It" n the rest of them.

Heroes:

I dont have heroes, ur all bastards!
Your all beneath me!
Bow down to YOUR hero mother fucker!