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Maid of Honor

i took an oath........

About Me

Hi my name is Lisa, I consider myself to be pretty much a very fun and outgoing person. I'm extremely sarcastic, which sometimes is read the wrong way, but if you *get me* then you get me, and it's funny. My friends say I could win any movie quote championship, so if you ever need advice, odds are, I'll give you something from the movies... I'm also a pediatric nurse who once had to clean poop off a wall... but i do love my job! I love Jesus and my faith is very important to me. Thank God for His grace and mercy- He's picked me up off the floor more times than i can count! oh and i get a lot of questions about the background pic so i'll explain... the baby is my granny (we were pretty close, she past away in 2001), the little girl is my aunt lottie, and that's their parents, and the old lady is my granny's grandmother and she is full blooded indian... and they are obviously all very uncomfortable sitting on the ground
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My Interests

shopping, painting, drawing, watching live bands, playing poker (or any game for that matter), watching tv/ movies (obsessed with movies), did i mention shopping??

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Lisa Marie Ford
Birthday: July 14th, 1980.... Bastile Day!
Birthplace: Birmingham, Alabama at St. Vincent's.... where babies come from
Current Location: Calera, alabama although i still consider myself to live in bham
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5'1 and 3/4"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: SOUTHERN!!!!! oh and i have alot of native american in me!
The Shoes You Wore Today: i had new balances on when i got home from work this morning, then i wore my favorite black heels to meet a friend for lunch, now i am wearing fluffy slippers
Your Weakness: im gullable and tend to believe what people tell me.
Your Fears: omg, um any bug, i have serious structure issues, and that someone will break into my house... just fyi, i DO sleep with a butcher knife sometimes!
Your Perfect Pizza: cheese and pepperoni only, but sometimes i can handle cheese and spinach
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: go to church more, stop talking bad about people, and be a more positive person
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol, haha, and brb
Thoughts First Waking Up: OMG, what time is it! i tend to get flip flopped bc i work nights and never know what time it is!
Your Best Physical Feature: well, im gonna have to say smile bc thats what other people tell me, but i happen to like my feet- they're little and i dont have weird toes
Your Bedtime: HAHA! did i mention i work nights? on my off week bedtime can be ANYTIME!
Your Most Missed Memory: am i stupid or does this question not make sense, why would u "miss" a memory, but my most cherished memory would definitely have to be growing up with my best friend nikki... good times!
Pepsi or Coke: coke, but i like mt dew the best
MacDonalds or Burger King: ummmmm, Burger King of course! i worked there in panama city, we were sooo clean and our food is way better, i have no "gross" stories about it unlike matt's stories from mcdonalds!
Single or Group Dates: both i guess, i dont go on many of either.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: luzianne ice tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: this one is funny- chocolate, im a girl!
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappuccino or coffee with flavoring
Do you Smoke: heck naw!
Do you Swear:
Do you Sing: yes, not very well though
Do you Shower Daily: why is this a question- yes!
Have you Been in Love: yeah
Do you want to go to College: nooooooo, ive already been and graduated and am making money, so glad to be out!
Do you want to get Married: yes, dear God, please before im 30!
Do you belive in yourself: sure!
Do you get Motion Sickness: no, i love love love motion- roller coasters, boats, all that stuff!
Do you think you are Attractive: sure! well, i dont think im a dawg, geez!
Are you a Health Freak: like stay healthy, go to the doctor, take ur vitamins- yes, like work out constantly, eat organic/healthy stuff all the time-NO!
Do you get along with your Parents: yeah, they are pretty cool!
Do you like Thunderstorms: yep- hands down, best time to watch goonies!
Do you play an Instrument: no, well, i can play like an exercise on the banjo, and i have a mandoline that i need to learn how to play but havent yet!
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: never ever have, not even close!
In the past month have you been on Drugs: refer to previous answer.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yeah, mainly with just friends though
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: oh, have i not mentioned my shopping addiction, i should have put that as my weakness!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no, not even like one oreo.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no, i hate fish
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nah, although i do have a hot tub.... jk!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: um, i steal pens from people at work ALL the time!
Ever been Drunk: nope
Ever been called a Tease: oh yeah!
Ever been Beaten up: no.... im a girl, normally we dont get beaten up too often!
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: in my sleep when im really really really old
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a stay at home mom, maybe still working part time to keep up my license.
What country would you most like to Visit: ireland and austrailia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: dark brown
Favourite Hair Color: dark brown
Short or Long Hair: shaggy/crazy
Height: tall enough for the bridge of my nose to hit their sternum- i know that sounds weird.
Weight: i love me some skinny boys with glasses! seriously, i dont like built guys or muscles or the "football" type, i like 'em nerdy!
Best Clothing Style: vintage (i know, that term is overused), i like not-so-baggy bootcut jeans with flip flops and fun tshirts
Number of Drugs I have taken: well, ive started on allegra now. my first "long term" drug, i feel old.
Number of CDs I own: alot
Number of Piercings: 2- one in each ear
Number of Tattoos: 0- im so boring, i do want one on my toe though
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 23,168

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Music:

most kinds except rap and pop..... rock, 80's, punk, metal, christian, bluegrass (not country)...... some of my favorite bands are third day, jennifer knapp, soundgarden (well used to be), mxpx, 100 portraits, queen, 3rd time out, metallica, fleetwood mac......there are more im just not gonna list them all.........

Movies:

ok, since my poster graphics have been messed up for awhile, i guess i should just name off my movies (which is insane considering the plethera of movies to choose from), but here goes.... star wars, star trek (mainly 4 bc of the whales), indiana jones, goonies, real genius, willow, Lord of the Rings, office space, super troopers, princess bride, kill bill, back to the future, bedknobs and broomsticks, robin hood (prince of theives as well as the disney cartoon), willy wonka, the exorcist, halloween (but only the ones that actually had to do with michael myers... and really just 1,2,6, and H20), the worst witch, the legend of billy jean, sleepy hollow, from hell, eternal sunshine of a spotless mind, garden state, this is spinal tap, a mighty wind, team america world police, caddy shack, anchorman, dirty dancing, grease, napolean dynomite, the shining, ghostbusters, animal house, finding nemo, Shag, Pretty in Pink, better off dead, ace ventura, urban cowboy, o brother where art thou, dodgeball, butch cassidy and the sundance kid, slapshot, spaceballs, coalminers daughter, singles, the big chill, annie, waiting, just friends, and muppets take manhattan. ok, so that is a far cry from all of them, but i already seem crazy so ill stop.

Television:

wow, this is almost as bad as the movie question..... friends, snl, the daily show, gilmore girls, house md, my name is earl, grounded for life, the office, reno 911, supernatural, dean and company.........

Books:

not read too many, other than nursing books, but i got into the left behind series at one time, but never finished them, ive read Sphere bc i liked the movie but it didnt explain some some stuff the book did.

Heroes:

well, jesus of course, and my mom and dad are pretty cool!