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David

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About Me

I've chosen not to have a song on my profile, because the volume is always too loud or too unexpected, and it never finishes, and always serenades the visitor with only the first fifteen seconds of the tune. I've chosen not to change the layout significantly because most layouts obscure the information contained therein, slow down browsing, confuse the guest, and substance is certainly more important than style to me. On that topic, my "People I'd Like to Meet" are all labeled for ease of recognition, and furthermore linked to a profile or video which should briefly entail why I've chosen them so that there is no guesswork. I've chosen my profile picture such that it is full frame of my face, and only of me, for simple and quick recognition on the selection screen. For the same reason, I will never change my profile name from "David". Also, I've chosen a picture which is silly so that I can employ my favorite technique of self-denigration for a cheap laugh, and so that when people see my profile snapshot they might not take MySpace so seriously. For a similar reason, my "Heroes" section is literally a comic book hero, because any extension of myself that personal and sacred to myself would come off as vapid in that little box, or would defy my feeble attempt at convincing its profound meaning to me. I have a game embedded in this section so that if you're really bored, you can have fun, and additionally, I love games, and that specific one harkens me to my childhood. I have a blog section, which I am convinced that only several people read thoroughly, but nonetheless can slake your boredom.
But you could have intuited that yourself if you weren't so busy reading my "About Me" section, now couldn't you have?

My Interests

I do Sudokus frantically in my car at red lights. I can't remember for the life of me how to spell exercize, or is it excercize? I've been told I'm pretty cheap, and that it's related to the size of my nose. Sometimes I get ashamed of repeating a song more than once. I don't really want to try everything once, but I'll try out a lot of stuff. I'm not terrified of not experiencing everything there is to before I die. If you like Fish Tacos, I'm sorry, but we can never get married. I might ask you weird questions, be prepared. I can watch my favorite movies all day long, which is funny because I hate most movies I see. I catch people splitting their infitives, and using "who" where they should insert "whom", and secretly correct them in my head. I think I am awesome at making mix CD's, but others might disagree. I act like I have huge muscles all of the time, but you would agree if you saw the size of my guns. I don't ever use emoticons, but I won't hate you if you do. I love telling stories, I don't care if it didn't happen to me or I've told it to you already, just listen damn it. I love making up jokes, because anyone can do that crap, just nobody tries. I could eat tacos every day for the rest of my life and be happy. I subtly change my MySpace about once a week, and convince myself that someone will see it, but probably they won't. I can't bring myself to fix my clock when the power goes out, I just memorize the time difference and that's how I tell time. I'm not really 5'9", I'm probably closer to 5'8", but it's a sustainable white lie that makes me happy to tell. I like word games, and logic games, and board games, and baseball games, and mind games, and yes, video games. I'll use the words "vacuously true" and "QED" and "tautology" and "pantaloons" and "modus tollens" and giggle at myself. I'm not afraid to use the same word five times in one sentence. I used to love making music and playing my bagpipes, clarinet, marimba, singing, and now guitar, but now I'm content to just listen. I offer people gum all the time as an icebreaker, and I when I would have Dentyne Ice on me to give out, I would always inwardly chuckle. I saw this written on the wall at the bathroom in the library at RPI and I couldn't stop laughing or re-telling it to anyone that would appreciate it (if I re-tell the story, don't interrupt me):

I am a huge nerd, is that what you were looking for?

Feel free to judge me.

I'd like to meet:


From left to right: Ulam , Feynman and Neumann

Ryan Stiles and Colin Mochrie

Stupid picture section:
Old pictures: #1 #2

Music:

A lot of stuff, but more recently, I've predominantly listened to these - Weezer, Cake, Presidents of the United States of America, Muse, Butch Walker, Deltron 3030, Metric, Philip Glass, Weakerthans, Daft Punk, 311, Cave In, Audioslave, Dethklok, The Molotov Cocktails, and a bunch of other guilty pleasure bands that I won't list. Here, go ahead and see what kind of mp3s I have on my computer: http://www.last.fm/user/dtardif/

Movies:

Reservoir Dogs, Requiem for a Dream, Crank, Cheats, Pi, Eight Days a Week, Shaolin Wooden Men, Fight Club, Big Fish, The Graduate, Two Towers, Sin City, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. I really don't put up with mediocre movies, so I usually group them with just bad. So that means I typically like good dramas, not action films, and rarely comedies. I guess I'm a bit of a movie snob, but for 10 freaking dollars I think it's not a bad thing to be.

But I love Kung Fu movies, so that's maybe an exception.

Television:

Clone High, Newsradio, King of Queens. And Scrubs and Deadwood and Venture Brothers. But seriously, don't watch TV you moron.

Books:

Dune series by Frank Herbert
Catch 22 by Joseph Heller
The River Why and The Brothers K by David James Duncan
Foundation series by Isaac Asimov
Watership Down by Richard Adams
Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand
Where the Wild Things Are by Maurice Sendak.

My Blog

I made up a card game

I made up a card game while going to the bathroom.  After a few rounds of playtesting, this is the ruleset I came up with.  Try it out and tell me how you like it.This game is played with a ...
Posted by David on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 11:23:00 PST

2 Homophones or more

homophone      n : two words are homophones if they are pronounced the same way          but differ in meaning or spelling or bot...
Posted by David on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 01:01:00 PST

The Only Tardif Family Tradition

Christmas is really a holiday that's rooted in tradition for most.  Everyone revels in the certain quirks that their family repeatedly engages in to make the event more personal and familiar.&nbs...
Posted by David on Wed, 26 Dec 2007 07:02:00 PST

Little Things

Of sorts, mainly due to my father's influence, I am a bit of a tree-hugger.  He's been making me recycle, plant trees, hike, and pick up trash ever since I have been a youngster.  He's alway...
Posted by David on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 11:21:00 PST

All our favorite words we never say

I have a series of words that I love but I simply cannot fit into conversation aptly. Gerrymandering Etymology: After the US Politician Governor Elbridge Gerry who was associated with a constituency...
Posted by David on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 02:13:00 PST

Things that annoy me, part one

I say "part one" because there are a lot of little things that annoy me, or make me laugh because they're silly, and I expect to find more.  Here are a few things I've picked up along the way. &n...
Posted by David on Sat, 27 Oct 2007 11:34:00 PST

Need some advice?

All of the strength is in the last bite.~Grandfather Supposedly why I'm so skinny, this man lived by that.  It really is good advice, that one should finish up their entire meal, instead of eatin...
Posted by David on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 11:54:00 PST

Dumb Jokes

When I'm bored, I make up dumb jokes, to amuse myself and others.  I see tons of joke lists online, and I figure that I can make up ones just as stupid or stupider.  I'm going to use this as...
Posted by David on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 11:10:00 PST

Photo Blog?

So I got a new car recently.Replaces the old dumb Malibu that I previously had, and had tons of problems with.Here is the first bird crap.Here is my big dumb cat.She hates everyone in the world, inclu...
Posted by David on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 10:45:00 PST

*Minor* Pirates 3 Spoiler

The best part of the movie was when Jack says "Q.E.D." at the end of one of his rants. I'll have a new blog up in like a few days, and it will probably suck. ENJOY.
Posted by David on Sun, 27 May 2007 08:34:00 PST