Adam profile picture

Adam

About Me

I am a huge prick. I donate to charities strictly for tax write-off purposes. I don't put the toilet seat down, for I have removed it altogether. I eat from your plate without asking. I get pizza grease all over the remote. I don't cover my mouth when I cough (or sneeze). I can look at myself in the mirror all day long. I swear in front of my mother; and yours. I take up as many parking spaces as I can. I pass on the right. I Bogart that shit. I put the empty carton back in the fridge. I say "LIBERRY" and "NUKEYALER" (intentionally). I borrow your clothes, and if I bother to give them back, I don't wash them. Hell, I don't really wash much of anything. I rarely shave. I don't care a bit about your trite, pointless anecdotes. I tell you the worst jokes, several times over. I'm a cheap tipper. I mooch off my friends. I mooch off people who aren't my friends. I don't really have friends, actually. But enough about me. AIM me: streicher84

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

shut up.

My Blog

Where have you gone time honored Msypacery?

How many of my blogs start with me whining about how I miss myspace?  Kudos vs Props, pointless bulletins, thinly veiled band spam, surveys chock full of rofls and tee hees, let me count the ways.  Ho...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Nov 2009 19:31:00 GMT

Stick Figure Love & Some Things I'd Like to Do Before I Die

Some people think myspace is on the way out, that blogging is super lame, and that facebook is the pussy's pj's.  Hogwash.  Let's kick this old school.  A blog.  A sweet list.  Some kudos.  Some props...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Mar 2009 20:20:00 GMT

Comma vs Semilcolon

I just utilized the world wide web to look up propper usage of the semicolon and what I've surmised is that I think I've been misusing it my entire life.  The most shameful aspect of this tragic ...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Dec 2008 21:14:00 GMT

Christmas has officially been canceled

I apologize to everyone who's already done their Christmas shopping. Why you ask? Well, I just decided to cancel the holiday. Yip. Sorry guys. You can still take off of work and everything, but th...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Dec 2008 06:31:00 GMT

YOU’RE NOTHING WITHOUT CONNERY!!!

Check out this totally rad video!!!DIG IT.It's courtesy of Matt Macnamara and it's super awesome. You can also check it out on the front page of the cockspace.Enjoy.
Posted by on Tue, 04 Nov 2008 01:37:00 GMT

State of Self Address:

I don't think I really like Thai food, but I think I want it for dinner. Is that weird?I've been trying to stay in touch with my emocentric side lately, but it hasn't translated into a song as of yet...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 12:43:00 GMT

He made his life a lie so he might never have to know anyone

The best thing to do when you're downtrodden is to drown yourself in the sorrow of an artist who killed himself. Good thing I recently made an Elliott Smith tape for my car. Good thing I'm the only ...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 03:38:00 GMT

Its good to be good

goodgod-greatscott-butterscotch-hotshotThe Molotov Cocktail Universe is much like the Marvel Universe. Our heroes overcome their adversities with the type of vigor that inspires us to wear tight clo...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 22:56:00 GMT

Attention friends and foes:

We need your help to get on Bamboozle. For those of you silly kids that don't know, The Bamboozle is a giant, annual rain-or-shine, two-day music festival held in New Jersey. It is one of the largest...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 10:58:00 GMT

ROCK THE EMPIRE

On Saturday January 26, 2008, Borders Books of Wayne will close it's doors for good following 13 years of service. Come join us in an Empire Records meets The Beatles on the rooftop of Apple Corp sen...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 06:01:00 GMT