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The Trainables

We're better than AIDS!

About Me

We cannot be fixed in a formulated phrase, unless you count "We're better than AIDS!" ..

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 3/17/2007
Band Website: thetrainables.org
Band Members: Our membership is strictly confidential. All fan mail can be directed to this site. Be assured that it will be dealt with by the proper authorities. Please refrain from sexual innuendo of any type as several of us are eunuchs who don't wish to be reminded of what we don't have.
Influences: Jim Beam and Earl Grey.
Sounds Like: The laughter of a dying man.
Record Label: unsigned
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Ask The Fuckwit

     As we've previously noted, our scientists here at the Trainables Institute are always working to lash the belching beast of industry to the grindstone of progress in order to ...
Posted by The Trainables on Thu, 03 May 2007 07:57:00 PST

How To Be Healthy

     Here at the Trainables Institute we dedicate ourselves to seeking out the latest scientific discoveries.  The head of our research department, Dr. Skance Trembly, has rec...
Posted by The Trainables on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 06:34:00 PST

How To Be A Winner

     We here at the Trainables Institute are big believers in rewarding our loyal followers and brutally punishing the disloyal.  For the purposes of this communication, howev...
Posted by The Trainables on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 06:44:00 PST

Who Are The Trainables?

          Socrates said that it is a wise man who admits he knows nothing, but Socrates admitted that he didn't know anything, so it seems kind of silly to list...
Posted by The Trainables on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 06:33:00 PST