"I've seen you speeding down the highway/// when you ought to dig that scenery/// And you can wolf down your dinner/// in the time it takes to drink my tea/// You're always rushing round/// everywhere you go/// You leave me eating dirt/// on the side of the road/// If I can't keep running much longer/// you always go too fast for me/// So slow down, slow down Linda/// Don't you think that you/// could save a little time with me/// So slow down, slow down Linda/// Don't you know that I've been/// waiting for your company///"
BOYISH AND GIRLISH LINDAS
"The midnight boys are outside scraping tears up off the street,/// standing guard beneath the window where Linda sleeps/// The leader is a kid named Eddie, walking like an angel in defeat/// He trashes her old man's car, slashes Linda's name in the seat/// And calls out/// Linda, will you let me be the one/// Linda, will you let me be the one/// Linda, will you let me be the one/// Linda, will you let me be the one///"
"I know a girl called Linda,/// she's my heart's desire/// This little girl called Linda/// sets my soul on fire/// When I'm alone with Linda/// I go funny all over/// I'll be true to Linda,/// there'll never be another,/// there'll never be another///
"Linda has got dark eyes/// to dream about the whole day/// Linda has got fancy hands,/// clear white teeth, an enchanting smile./// But whenever you get in touch with Linda,/// don't let her tempt you./// Even if your heart's aglow,/// she is the danger you have to avoid.///"
LINDA McCARTNEY, LINDA RONSTADT, LINDA EVANGELISTA.....(gimme a few days)