rollin’ on the deucedeuce.... |
By the end of this week, your baby will be about seven inches long from head to bottom, and will weigh about one pound. He or she is capable of feeling touch, and can sense taste as well. ...
Posted by Metal McMilferson on Thu, 29 May 2008 01:06:00 PST |
twentyone. |
Although your placenta still provides all the nutrients to your baby, his or her intestines are developing enough to pass swallowed sugars to the large bowel. Additionally, bone marrow is produc...
Posted by Metal McMilferson on Fri, 23 May 2008 10:49:00 PST |
a little jack daniels in daves belly... |
...leads to a jack danville in my belly.
true story, we picked out a name last night. and not like "hahaha big poppa pump danville" or "hahaha william murderface danville"
we picked out a real one:
Ja...
Posted by Metal McMilferson on Tue, 20 May 2008 01:40:00 PST |
20 weeks, aka "HALFTIME!" |
At the end of this month, you have completed your fifth month of pregnancy - Congratulations! You have completed half of your pregnancy, and with flying colors.
Your baby is developing "brown fa...
Posted by Metal McMilferson on Fri, 16 May 2008 01:26:00 PST |
19 weeeeeeeks. |
At the beginning of this month, your baby does not grow as rapidly other than weight gain. The defense systems will build as the following weeks unfold. The nerves of the spinal cord devel...
Posted by Metal McMilferson on Thu, 08 May 2008 12:47:00 PST |
week 18- aka "WATCH YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!!" |
...ah, fuck me!
...goddammit...FUCK..anyway, there will be less 'penis' references.
10 points ot anyone who understands what that is, where it came from, who said what, and why it's awesome. an...
Posted by Metal McMilferson on Thu, 01 May 2008 02:13:00 PST |
17 weeks...or, that was so last week. |
This week or next, you may feel your baby move! This is called a quickening, and feels like a fluttering in your belly. If this is your first child, you may not recognize the first movemen...
Posted by Metal McMilferson on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 12:43:00 PST |
16 weeks...aka...one month till vacation. |
Your baby's forebrain is responsible for intellect, motor control and memory. This is the cerebrum, which is now filling with wrinkles and pleats. This expands the area of the cerebrum.&nb...
Posted by Metal McMilferson on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 09:11:00 PST |
week 15..aka- hooray for boobies? |
The head of your baby is getting smaller compared to the rest of the body. The body begins to elongate as the bones of the spine, shoulders and ribcage begin to connect together and harden. ...
Posted by Metal McMilferson on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 09:08:00 PST |
14 weeks down, 26 to go.... |
During the fourth month, your baby’s length will grow from 3 1/2 to 6 inches, with weight quadrupling from one to four ounces. Lanugo is forming all over your baby’s skin. This...
Posted by Metal McMilferson on Sat, 05 Apr 2008 11:52:00 PST |
