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Jackrabbit

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About Me

..Sunshine and buttercups. Do you like butter? What was that about anyway? Was it such a suprise that something yellow under your chin would reflect yellow? Was this some kind of conspiracy by the butter industry to make people think that there was some inherent affection for butter that everyone has?

I love everyone. Without exception. However, I know Kung Fu, so don't think about taking advantage of me just cause I'm easy.

I'll do anything for my friends. I keep a secret better than your pet. I am pirate treasure. You need a map to get there it's buried, but when you get to the destination you'll not be disapointed.

My Interests

Love and Peace. In my less enlightened moments - real good sex. Sparring.

I'd like to meet:

Lois from the Family Guy.

Music:

Spoon, TV on the Radio, Eno, Radiohead, Cat Power, Interpol, Nick Cave, Portishead, Funkadelic, Trans Am, Le Tigre, Penguin Cafe Orchestra, Son House, Cowboy Junkies, Pinback, Duke Ellington, Johnny Cash, Bowie, The Bad Seeds, Muse, Boards of Canada, Hendrix, Bright Eyes, Modest Mouse, The Hives, Cat Power, The Walkmen, Elliot Smith, Gillian Welch, The Streets, Coltrane, Jack Johnson, Yo La Tengo, Big Star, I'm an ecclectic son of a bitch.

Movies:

Wings of Desire, Chinese ghost story, 5 deadly venoms, 39 chambers of sholin, I Am Legend

Television:

Carnivale, X-files, Family guy, futurama, Furi Kuri, Link TV, Deadwood deadwood deadwood!

Books:

Ghost Wars, To Have and Have Not, Confessions of an Economic Hitman, A course in miracles, perfume,

Heroes:

John, Paradox , Amy Goodman

My Blog

badass

I am so excited about my Kung Fu class. For the past month or so every time I have gone to class I feel like I am learning some relatively revolutionary things. Don't get me wrong, I always feel fucki...
Posted by Jackrabbit on Sat, 03 Nov 2007 01:32:00 PST

Debate this!

So, last time I debated it was in the novice division and my partner and I ended up undefeated and winning the tournament. This weekend I was bumped up to Junior Varsity, but because there were not en...
Posted by Jackrabbit on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 12:13:00 PST

Not a bad weekend, I guess.

I am on the policy debate team at SFState this semester and just got back from debateing all weekend at Santa Rosa Junior college. My partner and I went 7-0 and won the gold medal for the novice divis...
Posted by Jackrabbit on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 09:42:00 PST

the difficult guest

Friends have let me crash on their couches more times then I can remember. That makes it really hard for me not to want to help a person out when a similar situation comes up for them in their lives.S...
Posted by Jackrabbit on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 11:45:00 PST

Mouth noises.

It is ok to eat with someone while you are eating because the noise in your own head of you eating drowns out the mouth noises of the people you are eating with.But I've noticed that if I am sitting n...
Posted by Jackrabbit on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 09:23:00 PST

Tranny hooker fight!

This is why I really need to get the fuck out of this apartment.Riding my bike home I noticed a bunch of cars stopped before the intersection even though the light was green. Curious.Did someone get h...
Posted by Jackrabbit on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 09:10:00 PST

ripples

In his mind, which would appear at first to be something different in quality from the body, he could have any number of fantasies about how the world should be. It appeared that his mind was capable ...
Posted by Jackrabbit on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 04:42:00 PST

I'm fucking awsome.

Yea. It's taken me a while to figure it out. I'm fucking awsome.To all you people who fucked with me because I intimidated you: I forgive you. If I was you I would be intimidated by me too.Now that I ...
Posted by Jackrabbit on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 10:11:00 PST

Keeping us safe from terrorist carbohydrates

Yes. Yes, it's true, the federal government in their zeal to protect us from ourselves has taken the next step in the war on terror(carbohydrates) and confiscated my bub's kinishes.Well, think about i...
Posted by Jackrabbit on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 12:18:00 PST

hummingbird

Sitting at breakfast with Rachel. We were outside on a somewhat chilly day, but it was nice and we didn't want to wait for a table indoors.A waiter coming up to refresh my coffee jumps back while he l...
Posted by Jackrabbit on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 07:11:00 PST