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Gary Guillotine {TF} [CGM_MK_CV_RF] ™

Me: Like seriously, I have no room to even get a boner. Nikki: What? Me: Like seriously, now I know

About Me



And NOONE else!



I'm a Scorpio...

And here is where you can go to find that out:
http://www.astrology-...com/scorpio.htm

I'm in the army. This is part of what I do.

My Interests


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Me rocking out on the guitar

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I love Asian culture. Especially Japanese, more geared toward the Samurai...

I'd like to meet:

Ashlee ♥, Nicolasa Pauline Melanson, Jennifer Lynn Lewis, Cammie, Alison Angel, Nicole Scherzinger, Alicia Keyes, Matt Stone, Trey Parker, Peyton Manning, and Ray Lewis....

My type of women...

Music:

GxC, HxC, ExC, P-HxC, Death Metal, Black Metal, Vampyric Metal, Love Metal, Techno, Trance, Electronica, Club, Screw, Rap, Hip-Hop, RnB, Soul, Jazz, Trip-hop, Nu Metal, Heavy Metal...

and i probably forgot a couple others, but it's cool brah...

Sound Of Surrender

Movies:

My favorites at the moment are

Television:

Family Guy, Futurama, American Dad, Simpsons, Southpark, Daily Show with Jon Stewart. Colbert Report. Shit like that...

Books:

I am currently indulged in The Vampire Chronicles.

Heroes:

Joe, he's my best guy friend. Nikki, she's my best female friend. Cammie, she's my best female friend, she's like my fucking sidekick dood. And my father.

My Blog

this shit makes me laugh (guffaw guffaw guffaw)

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Posted by Gary Guillotine {TF} [CGM_MK_CV_RF] ™ on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 09:22:00 PST

Check out this video: Me rocking out on the guitar

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Posted by Gary Guillotine {TF} [CGM_MK_CV_RF] ™ on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 09:37:00 PST

dying inside

For two days I have not heard your voice, heard you speak.  I was worried that something might have gone wrong, (i know it sounds stupid) because you haven't been on myspace since then, and you d...
Posted by Gary Guillotine {TF} [CGM_MK_CV_RF] ™ on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 02:28:00 PST

true love should be

Dear Daddy,   Of all people that I know in real life that have died, I know that you and mom were together the whole time, and stayed through thick and thin, bad weather and good weather. ...
Posted by Gary Guillotine {TF} [CGM_MK_CV_RF] ™ on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 08:05:00 PST

what a wicked game to play, to make me feel this way

This song kinda represents how I felt during the end of July, beginning of August.  And you know who you are...   The world was on fire, no one could save me but youIt's strange what desire ...
Posted by Gary Guillotine {TF} [CGM_MK_CV_RF] ™ on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 07:24:00 PST

the sexiest truck ever!


Posted by Gary Guillotine {TF} [CGM_MK_CV_RF] ™ on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 08:41:00 PST

I'm in love

Once upon a time ago I thought I felt love's woes But I had not witnessed such as this In this sweet utterance of a perfect bliss And as I gaze upon thine eyes My body begins to seize and die And my s...
Posted by Gary Guillotine {TF} [CGM_MK_CV_RF] ™ on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 03:08:00 PST

new years...

Well let's take a lookey here on my 2006.  It started out trying to find a party with my cousin out in bumfuck egypt past San Antonio.  Then I had sex with my first black chick.  Came b...
Posted by Gary Guillotine {TF} [CGM_MK_CV_RF] ™ on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 11:21:00 PST

No one will ever love you quite like I do

12. Love You Like I DoOn my heart I'll bear the shame No prayer can ease the pain No one will love you No one will love you the way I do No one will love you Love you like I do And there's no escape J...
Posted by Gary Guillotine {TF} [CGM_MK_CV_RF] ™ on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 07:38:00 PST

what type of military personnel am i?

..http://images.quizfarm.com/1110412611super spy.JPG"> You scored as Special Ops. Special ops. You're sneaky, tactful, and a loner. You prefer to do your jobs alone, working where you don't come into ...
Posted by Gary Guillotine {TF} [CGM_MK_CV_RF] ™ on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 12:23:00 PST